i have already been nominated by many, but my campaign is in turmoil due to unforeseen circumstances out of my control. due to my sore foot and contracting
strap broth, under the advice of
@WhiteMousse as well as my doctors, i have been forced to the sidelines until after the jungle, town hall, and debates are all over with and it is time to cast in the presidential votes.
it was a good run. but feel free to continue to donate. your gratuity is greatly appreciated.
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