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i have already been nominated by many, but my campaign is in turmoil due to unforeseen circumstances out of my control. due to my sore foot and contracting strap broth, under the advice of @WhiteMousse as well as my doctors, i have been forced to the sidelines until after the jungle, town hall, and debates are all over with and it is time to cast in the presidential votes.

it was a good run. but feel free to continue to donate. your gratuity is greatly appreciated.

*disclaimer: 95% of your contributions will be going straight to the liquor store.
Give it up. Over here dodging running like Trump dodging military service.
 
i have already been nominated by many, but my campaign is in turmoil due to unforeseen circumstances out of my control. due to my sore foot and contracting strap broth, under the advice of @WhiteMousse as well as my doctors, i have been forced to the sidelines until after the jungle, town hall, and debates are all over with and it is time to cast in the presidential votes.

it was a good run. but feel free to continue to donate. your gratuity is greatly appreciated.

*disclaimer: 95% of your contributions will be going straight to the liquor store.

Why are you spending so little at the liquor store?

If you're getting votes and donations it's probably so you can get hammered! That's how the best policy is made. Absolutely out-of-your-mind drunk.
 
Well that’s just sad

This coddled group won’t survive.
Someone linked me to a bunch of his posts about why women should never have been given the right to vote and he was on dubbs at the time so he stuck me on ignore for fear of a ban.
 
Considering you don't post much anymore, hella hilarious.
I wouldn't mind betting he has you on ignore either than, he's scared of women.
I don’t have you on ignore. I was kind to you once, but then you went insane.

The women voting was a joke that some dipshit thought I was being serious about. But, since you can vote, maybe that is a mistake.
 
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I do put people on ignore that fill the site with drivel. No reason to see such nonsense on a daily basis.
 
I don’t have you on ignore. I was kind to you once, but then you went insane.

The women voting was a joke that some dipshit thought I was being serious about. But, since you can vote, maybe that is a mistake.
So why did you say you have me on ignore?
 
I probably did at the time due to some nonsensical things you were saying. I rotate the local idiots on and off.
I'm the local idiot but you can't remember being so triggered you made up a lie to be one of the boys?
 
I'm the local idiot but you can't remember being so triggered you made up a lie to be one of the boys?
What? You’ve been rotating on and off.

Usually it’s some outrageous abortion comment which disgusts me
 
What? You’ve been rotating on and off.

Usually it’s some outrageous abortion comment which disgusts me
Yes, women not being allowed abortion when their life depends on it is crackhead fucking crazy.

But again, you making up some story that you have me on ignore just to fit in is strange.
 
Give it up. Over here dodging running like Trump dodging military service.

i'm not dodging running at all. i would run but my foot hurts. and it's been well established that i've contracted strap broth. just like moderator derangement syndrome, strap broth is a serious condition bro. do you even know how many people die from strap broth each year? i mean i don't know either, but i thought i would ask.

put me in for the semi finals, after the debates and town halls are all over with and it's time for the voting to commence. i should be fit for office and good to go by then. it's not that i don't want to run in this election. it's just that my foot is a balloon and the athletic commission doctors won't let me compete.

for the meantime keep those campaign contributions coming in for me people. for every $100 you donate i will increase my blood alcohol level and increase your impact by 2000%.
 
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Why are you spending so little at the liquor store?

If you're getting votes and donations it's probably so you can get hammered! That's how the best policy is made. Absolutely out-of-your-mind drunk.

i was drinking in that other thread when i outlined many of my policies. you might be on to something.
 
Yes, women not being allowed abortion when their life depends on it is crackhead fucking crazy.

But again, you making up some story that you have me on ignore just to fit in is strange.
You seem well adjusted today.
 
Someone linked me to a bunch of his posts about why women should never have been given the right to vote and he was on dubbs at the time so he stuck me on ignore for fear of a ban.
Well how else would the men in our life get the right to two votes?! It’s like he doesn’t think
 
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