Press Release from the Affiliated Leaders of the Opposition For Both Sides (ALoTOFBS) Super PAC
After a very thorough investigation, there is now indisputable evidence that there is not actually an option to choose no candidate in this election and the “Other” option is a poster who’s identify has been revealed to be
@Other. Such a deception has come as a huge shock to the ALoTOFBS PAC and we wanted to bring this to the public as soon as possible. With all of us now aware, we regretfully are now aware this subforum will have to choose a leader from one of the both sides. The lows democracy has come to that we must commit to a candidate instead of cynically saying how bad both of them are! But alas, it gets worse. Our investigation uncovered that the many of @Others votes last round came from posters who have never posted once in the WR. Some may say this came from ALoTOFBS campaign mailers spamming many sherdoggers in the last 36 hours. Our formal response to that would be nah, it was
@Other ‘s fault.
Thank you all for your support and you’re welcome for our investigation bringing this all to the public’s attention. With our ALoTOFBS, democracy would’ve be subverted.
Our PAC is still deliberating if anything remains for this campaign cycle. We don’t know about you guys but we are just sick of both sides and want to vote for none of the above.
leave it to jack to try to make the thread about himself and his goofy crusade.
