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He’s straight up pandering to minorities. His name is Robert, and he’s a rich white boy
Yes, when he was two years old and going by Beto, he was definitely planning to pander to dem stupid minorities and parlay the name into political glory since it was so obvious in the 1970s that Hispanic identity was so culturally and politically valuable.
When he decided to run for political office, he should have immediately changed his name to John Johnson so that he didn't offend hysterical right wingers looking for a reason to be outraged about identity politics.