2018 PotWR Round 4: Semi-Elimination Ballot

[Gutter Chris]

@Cubo de Sangre you suck, vote @Clippy.

You suck more you arent even a candidate any more

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Clippy is the only candidate who has been enhanced with a glistening drop of Retsyn™.

Clippy is the master of besmirchmentalarianism.

Cluppy teaches your grandmother to suck eggs

 

[LMP]

If you like having sex with women, vote @Clippy, all other votes mean you dont like to have sex with the ladies.

 

[JamesRussler]

Interesting. I'm not familiar with their work, but the lead singer was frequently one of the contributors to VH1 nostalgia shows, and I found him to be pretty solid in that role. On that basis, it wouldn't surprise me if he were a decent musician.

Henry Rollins? He's got no musical talent, but he's a great frontman, like most manlets are. I am a fan!

 

[luckyshot]

I'm unbiased, too. Not a shill.
Clippy can write the Lord's prayer in the head of a pin!
Clippy gives the competition dry pussy.
Clippy fucks the sunshine and cums rainbows.
Clippy cooks the Christmas goose and heals Tiny Tim

Hey man... I like @Clippy too... and poetry...

Spoiler

... but we're not actually going to VOTE for the reality star, are we?

*Nervous chuckle*

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Never heard of any of these cans

 

[rearnakedchoke]

I have not changed my mind. I am still team @luckyshot

Ask not what sherdog can do for you, ask what you can do for sherdog!

Yes we can!
In @luckyshot we trust!

 

[JamesRussler]

Never heard of any of these cans

Then vote for @JamesRussler because he has the best gifs

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Clippy wrests the thunder from the sky and wears it like a banana hammock

 

[luckyshot]

I have not changed my mind. I am still team @luckyshot

Ask not what sherdog can do for you, ask what you can do for sherdog!

Yes we can!
In @luckyshot we trust!

I'm with HIM!

 

[LMP]

You suck more you arent even a candidate any more

Breaking news:

@Cubo de Sangre's VP thinks that everyone that is not a candidate sucks. Dont vote for @Cubo de Sangre, he is a bigot.

 

[Jack V Savage]

Henry Rollins? He's got no musical talent, but he's a great frontman, like most manlets are. I am a fan!

Yes, that's the guy. I would have guessed unit, but he was shown with nothing to provide any context that would allow me to judge his size so maybe he's a manlet. I did detect kind of a chip on his shoulder.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Then vote for @JamesRussler because he has the best gifs

Done

 

[JamesRussler]

Done

I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!

 

[Gutter Chris]

@Cubo de Sangre's VP thanks that everyone that is not a candidate sucks. Dont vote for @Cubo de Sangre, he is a bigot.

No i just think the other candidates and also rans suck. I love the voters

 

[LMP]

Then vote for @JamesRussler because he has the best gifs

spam spam spam

 

[N13]

Dont vote @JamesRussler, he hates dogs. True story by the way, of course he will now lie and deny that he ever said that. Vote @Clippy he loves dogs.

 

[luckyshot]

Then vote for @JamesRussler because he has the best gifs

Are you a wizard?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Clippy has bigger dreams.

Clippy excretes skin oils on a regular basis

Clippy's endocrine system regulates his metabolism.

Clippy causes God to fart, catches that fart, and paints it green

 

[JamesRussler]

Are you a wizard?

A wizard? What kind of wizard are you referring to?