Where is your speech that you had a week to work on? Did your words fail you once again?
Hi I’m Jim.
As you are all well aware, forum moderators have been overreaching lately. They are acting like Nazis killing the Jews. Under the Homer Regime, far-Left moderators felt emboldened to ban, infract, and otherwise punish dissenting views. Many great posters were banned for no reason at all. Our forum still carries that painful history along, like a bloody, smelly albatross around its neck. Its time for a change.
While other candidates focus on using the sticky thread as their own personal Tumblr blog, I am focused on real change. Other candidates aim low, because they are losers. Don't vote for them. Vote for me instead.
Under my leadership, we will:
- Eliminate the "report" function in the WR
- Advocate on behalf of all WR members, especially in their interactions with staff / moderators
- Work w/ mods on more fair / consistent applications of rules, minimize appearance of bias or arbitrariness
- Work w/ mods on more tolerant application of rules, given the WR's inherently contentious subject matter
- Work w/ mods on using graduated / mid-level sanctions, such as PM warnings, before resorting to bans / dubs
- Define rules more clearly, so posters may conform their behavior to expectations before suffering infractions
- Sticky threads will be used for political subjects of general, ongoing, or exceptional interest
- Respect diversity of opinion, and freedom of post
- Otherwise, stay out of the way—let the posters post, let the memers meme, and let the War Room War
Yes, I am Conservative, but I do not only represent "the far-Right." I represent all War Room posters—good, hardworking people—regardless of political affiliation. I am the FREEDOM OF POST CANDIDATE.
Don't listen to
@luckyshot. He's a
@HomerThompson shill. In fact, he was Homer's VP. We don't want to go back to yesterday. We want to go forward to tomorrow. Get lost, Luckyshot! Nor should you listen to Boring
@Cubo de Sangre. He talks out his ass about how he's a centrist, but in reality he just never takes a stand. He sits on the fence like a pussy, and from what I hear he drinks too much. No that's not a good thing, because it's affecting his life. His smelly ass, sleeping in till 2pm, sits around in his boxers watching porn all day. You look like shit bro. Get your ass outta bed and get a life. On top of that, all he ever talks about is the sticky thread, because that's as far as his vision goes. He aims low, like a loser. Why would you vote for someone like that? It's time to aim higher.
Aim higher.
For a better today,
For a better tomorrow,
#Vote4Jim