2017 PotWR Round 2: The Debate / Town Hall

[luckyshot]

If @HomerThompson can't even do his damn job as the County Grammar Nazi, I ask you, the voter, how do you expect him to run the War Room?

Covfefe?

 

[Falsedawn]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU SUMBITCH? I'LL HAVE YA KNOW I AM A 6-TIME WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS FEUDS WITH VINCE MCMAHON, AND I HAVE OVER 316 CONFIRMED STUNS. I AM TRAINED IN GUERILLA ASS-WHOOPIN AND I'M THE TOUGHEST S.O.B. THAT EVER STEPPED FOOT IN A RING. YOU ARE NOTHIN TO ME BUT ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL STOMP A MUDHOLE THE FUCK IN YOU WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. WHAT? YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH FLAPPIN YOUR GUMS TO ME ON THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, YOU SUMBITCH. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF HELL RAISERS ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE ASS-WHOOPIN, MAGGOT. THE ASS-WHOOPIN THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD, KID. WHAT? I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN STUN YOU IN OVER 700 WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN PRO WRESTLING, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE WWE NETWORK AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO STOMP YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOUR SORRY ASS COULDA KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE "BIG DOGS" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOUR ASS, WHAT? MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE TUCKED IN YOUR WHAT? TAIL AND WALKED HOME. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T AND WHAT? NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN DIPSHIT. I WILL RAISE HELL ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD, SUMBITCH

 

[Gutter Chris]

Wheres Joe Mccarthy when you need him you guys are all a bunch of communists and none of you deserve the W !!

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Friends, Romans, Russian trolls, and country men, lend me your ears.

I have thought long and hard about my plans for the War Room. (Well, at least I thought a lot longer and harder that that twat waffle @Palis ever did...)

I think the most important issue for those of us seeking to erase the ignominious stain of this latest "administration" (term used extremely lightly) is to unite behind a strong candidate.

This candidate must be a WR regular. Not an out of towner who will abandon the WR once his friends lose interest in his schtick.

This candidate must be someone whose commitment to the position of POTWR has been evident from the beginning of this campaign, not a someone who threw his hat in at the last moment. (Sorry @JDragon and @irish_thug . I like you guys, but I can't support someone who announced his candidacy just hours before the debate.)

The most important thing, regular posters of the WR, is that WE MUST UNITE.

We must note divide our vote, thereby allowing an unworthy candidate to sneak in the back door.

Therefore after much deliberation, I have decided to suspend my campaign in order to back another candidate, a candidate with a long history of upstanding posting, and a candidate with a long WR tenure.

I hereby and forthwith announce my endorsement of @HomerThompson for POTWR 2017.

I encourage others to do the same.

I'm With Him:

You realize I'm not running right? So you made a empty post talking like I am running against you and Hummer....

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

You are a War Room poster, he is not.

He's posted more in the last week in the last thread than the past year in all of the War Room.

@pcptornado is a forum raid, and he's brought shitposters with him to bolster his chances.

How can you, a real War Room poster, be alright with that?

 

[Rational Poster]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU SUMBITCH? I'LL HAVE YA KNOW I AM A 6-TIME WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS FEUDS WITH VINCE MCMAHON, AND I HAVE OVER 316 CONFIRMED STUNS. I AM TRAINED IN GUERILLA ASS-WHOOPIN AND I'M THE TOUGHEST S.O.B. THAT EVER STEPPED FOOT IN A RING. YOU ARE NOTHIN TO ME BUT ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL STOMP A MUDHOLE THE FUCK IN YOU WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. WHAT? YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH FLAPPIN YOUR GUMS TO ME ON THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, YOU SUMBITCH. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF HELL RAISERS ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE ASS-WHOOPIN, MAGGOT. THE ASS-WHOOPIN THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD, KID. WHAT? I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN STUN YOU IN OVER 700 WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN PRO WRESTLING, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE WWE NETWORK AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO STOMP YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOUR SORRY ASS COULDA KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE "BIG DOGS" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOUR ASS, WHAT? MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE TUCKED IN YOUR WHAT? TAIL AND WALKED HOME. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T AND WHAT? NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN DIPSHIT. I WILL RAISE HELL ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD, SUMBITCH

Do we really need a President with a DID?

 

[Lead]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU SUMBITCH? I'LL HAVE YA KNOW I AM A 6-TIME WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS FEUDS WITH VINCE MCMAHON, AND I HAVE OVER 316 CONFIRMED STUNS. I AM TRAINED IN GUERILLA ASS-WHOOPIN AND I'M THE TOUGHEST S.O.B. THAT EVER STEPPED FOOT IN A RING. YOU ARE NOTHIN TO ME BUT ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL STOMP A MUDHOLE THE FUCK IN YOU WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. WHAT? YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH FLAPPIN YOUR GUMS TO ME ON THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, YOU SUMBITCH. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF HELL RAISERS ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE ASS-WHOOPIN, MAGGOT. THE ASS-WHOOPIN THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD, KID. WHAT? I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN STUN YOU IN OVER 700 WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN PRO WRESTLING, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE WWE NETWORK AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO STOMP YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOUR SORRY ASS COULDA KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE "BIG DOGS" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOUR ASS, WHAT? MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE TUCKED IN YOUR WHAT? TAIL AND WALKED HOME. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T AND WHAT? NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN DIPSHIT. I WILL RAISE HELL ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD, SUMBITCH

Fuck yes, complete gimmick change to Steiner for the win.

 

[Gutter Chris]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU SUMBITCH? I'LL HAVE YA KNOW I AM A 6-TIME WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS FEUDS WITH VINCE MCMAHON, AND I HAVE OVER 316 CONFIRMED STUNS. I AM TRAINED IN GUERILLA ASS-WHOOPIN AND I'M THE TOUGHEST S.O.B. THAT EVER STEPPED FOOT IN A RING. YOU ARE NOTHIN TO ME BUT ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL STOMP A MUDHOLE THE FUCK IN YOU WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. WHAT? YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH FLAPPIN YOUR GUMS TO ME ON THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, YOU SUMBITCH. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF HELL RAISERS ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE ASS-WHOOPIN, MAGGOT. THE ASS-WHOOPIN THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD, KID. WHAT? I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN STUN YOU IN OVER 700 WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN PRO WRESTLING, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE WWE NETWORK AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO STOMP YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOUR SORRY ASS COULDA KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE "BIG DOGS" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOUR ASS, WHAT? MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE TUCKED IN YOUR WHAT? TAIL AND WALKED HOME. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T AND WHAT? NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN DIPSHIT. I WILL RAISE HELL ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD, SUMBITCH

you can take this word salad, shine it up real nice and take each and every word and stick it straight up your candy ass.

 

[Gandhi]

@Falsedawn looks like the press already caught up to it.

*too

 

[Falsedawn]

Do we really need a President with a DID?

WHAT?

 

[Rational Poster]

*too

I already corrected that.

Vote for me.

 

[HomerThompson]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU SUMBITCH? I'LL HAVE YA KNOW I AM A 6-TIME WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS FEUDS WITH VINCE MCMAHON, AND I HAVE OVER 316 CONFIRMED STUNS. I AM TRAINED IN GUERILLA ASS-WHOOPIN AND I'M THE TOUGHEST S.O.B. THAT EVER STEPPED FOOT IN A RING. YOU ARE NOTHIN TO ME BUT ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL STOMP A MUDHOLE THE FUCK IN YOU WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. WHAT? YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH FLAPPIN YOUR GUMS TO ME ON THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, YOU SUMBITCH. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF HELL RAISERS ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE ASS-WHOOPIN, MAGGOT. THE ASS-WHOOPIN THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD, KID. WHAT? I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN STUN YOU IN OVER 700 WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN PRO WRESTLING, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE WWE NETWORK AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO STOMP YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOUR SORRY ASS COULDA KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE "BIG DOGS" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOUR ASS, WHAT? MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE TUCKED IN YOUR WHAT? TAIL AND WALKED HOME. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T AND WHAT? NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN DIPSHIT. I WILL RAISE HELL ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD, SUMBITCH

 

[HomerThompson]

 

[HomerThompson]

Fuck yes, complete gimmick change to Steiner for the win.

 

[Gutter Chris]

You are a War Room poster, he is not.

He's posted more in the last week in the last thread than the past year in all of the War Room.

@pcptornado is a forum raid, and he's brought shitposters with him to bolster his chances.

How can you, a real War Room poster, be alright with that?

Pcp is cool. You on the other hand are not .

 

[Rational Poster]

WHAT?

Dissociative identity disorder (DID), also known as multiple personality disorder (MPD)

 

[Rational Poster]

Pcp is cool. You on the other hand are not .

Oh come on, we've had some good ones.

I've always seen you as a reasonable sparring partner.

He doesn't even post here!

 

[Gutter Chris]

 

[Falsedawn]

you can take this word salad, shine it up real nice and take each and every word and stick it straight up your candy ass.

Oh, now you're gonna get it.

You're gonna get it.

Dwayne's one accomplishment aside from making Tyrese his bitch.

But now he's Hollywood's bitch, so who really won?

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

You said you plan on bringing stability to the War Room, how can you do that when you're just a like farming OT shitposter?

What guarantee is there that your behavior, and your cohort's behavior, won't just follow you here? We've already seen it on display in the last thread. Do we really need your cronies like @Thunderhead here after what we've already suffered through?

Crony? I'm just here for the lulz, you deluded dimwit.