2017 PotWR Round 2: The Debate / Town Hall

[irish_thug]

And @irish_thug called me emotional.

You see what happens when you cross @HomerThompson's Ts for him?

Is that what you all want in a leader?

I don't even notice. I know prickipedia @HomerThompson . The odd insult matters not.

 

[senri]

No, I just know he is German, and that English is his 2nd language. It's called being culturally tuned in, and polite. Ass face.

Mr Homer, you must temper the throbbing. You cannot be in such a frenzy, i need you to be at your best. I can't have you get too tight now, The Nexus forbids this. We need you to gape with eloquence...

 

[Rational Poster]

Mr Homer, you must temper the throbbing. You cannot be in such a frenzy, i need you to be at your best. I can't have you get too tight now, The Nexus forbids this. We need you to gape with eloquence...

I promise to like all your posts forever if you join my Nexus.

 

[Lead]

It's been a whole hour? Wtf

 

[Andy Capp]

Unless you wanted to run, you missed out on nothing Rebound. I registered you to vote and voting won't begin for another week. This whole process is a month long.

Not good enough for the Caramilk secret. I might have run and who is to say I would suck so much ass it wouldn't be worth it? Not the likes of you, good sir!

But I... I would suck so much (female) ass.... would I have time?

Spoiler

channeling Sean Cullin right now.

 

[senri]

I promise to like all your posts forever if you join my Nexus.

How can we join what's already inside all of us.

Life is all about insertions Mr Poster. Where will you fit in?

 

[Lead]

Not good enough for the Caramilk secret. I might have run and who is to say I would suck so much ass it wouldn't be worth it? Not the likes of you, good sir!

Spoiler

channeling Sean Cullin right now.

Oh, ha......

Spoiler

*Googles Sean Cullin*

Ohhh

 

[Andy Capp]

Thank you very much kind sir!!! I wholeheartedly accept your prestigious endorsement, and would like to take this opportunity to announce my Vice Presidential pick, and running mate:

@luckyshot!

@Lead yes, @HomerThompson is Sean Cullin, apparently.

 

[Falsedawn]

Press Conference 11/17/17

Vagena Bobs: "Good afternoon citizens, my name is Vagena Bobs, and I am the press secretary for the "campaign" of El Dictador. We are dismayed to see that the Deep State is interfering in the campaign process here in the Room of War, and we feel it's important to have this conference to go over exactly why El Dictador felt it necessary to declare the Glorious War of Revolution. We'll take questions from approved outlets first, and El Dictador will respond. Once that is complete, we'll follow up with nonapproved outlets, mark ass tricks, trick ass marks, skip skags, and scalawags".

Jimmy Rustles: "El Dictador, Jimmy Rustles from the Room of War News Network, what evidence do you have that the Deep State was involved in your omission from the Room of War Debates?"

Jimmy, that's a wonderful question. Has there ever been a place of free speech where the polizei were not, as you say, Nazis? From the days of W.T. Snacks on 2+2Chan and Ryulong on the Wikibookery, the mods have always been a degree away from AIDS and faygotry. This is no different. The Deep State sees that I am the expected victor and they take action to stop it. But I will not be stopped, I will take my position. I will be El Dictador as my name worthily suggests.

Jimmy Rustles: "Follow up question, is there any truth to the slanderous accusations levied by @snakedafunky at the debate?"

Listen to me, do you really trust anything that a knockoff "dictator" has to say about the real deal? He's required to try and steal the shine of El Dictador, lest people realize that he wasn't good enough to run an individual campaign without my foundational theories. How can someone be President of the Room of War when they cannot come up with a simple philosophy that isn't based directly on the persona of another? He is, as the filthy children say, a literal cuck. I am his father, he came from my brain balls. He needs to remember that before he is sonned like the father I am.

Kevin Durant: "Hey El Dictador, Kevin Durant from the Golden State Warriors. Am I a bitch for running from Oklahoma because I can't beat Golden State?"



The Ghost of the Macho Man Randy Savage: "Oh YEAH, ooooooo so who do you think you're going to have to send the man for brother?"

Fear not Macho Man Randy Savage, I will not have to send the man for anyone. None of these jabronis are even in the same coffee as me, much less the cream. I am the ultimate maniac.

Vagena Bobs: Ok, we have time for one more question from approved outlets.

Definitely not an industry stooge: "Is there any truth to the totally unsubstantiated rumor that @Rational Poster, @HomerThompson, and @pcptornado have Erectile Dysfunction?"

I would not dare cast aspersions where not warranted, but I hear from a good source that the answer is yes.

Vagena Bobs: Ok, that's all from approved outlets. El Dictador will take questions from nonapproved outlets now.

 

[Andy Capp]

Brother, there's says I wake up at 10 pm

Not totally coherent. I approve this post.

 

[snakedafunky]

@JDragon Good to see your wife is on board.

 

[weed]

@Clippy , as your hand picked running mate - how could you not consult with me before submitting your answers??

EliteXC?? WTF

how could you forget the YAMMA???

 

[Lead]

@Clippy , as your hand picked running mate - how could you not consult with me before submitting your answers??

EliteXC?? WTF

how could you forget the YAMMA???

THE BOWLLLL

 

[Rational Poster]

How can we join what's already inside all of us.

Life is all about insertions Mr Poster. Where will you fit in?

That is a very deep question and deserves a very deep answer.

I believe in life, and in the War Room, I've found my place in the Nexus.

I am a well regarded professional in the logistics field, quite literally a sinew of the fibrous muscle that encapsulates us all.

A vital tendril in the economy of life deeply inserted into the fabric of our being. The Nexus oscillates vibrantly because of my insertion.

In the War Room, my roll is even deeper, much deeper. It's like the passionate spark of a beating heart, the one organ that separates us, and all life, from the void.

It's that passionate oscillation that makes my insertion here both unavoidable and impressionable.

I just want our tendrils a little closer.

 

[senri]

That is a very deep question and deserves a very deep answer.

I believe in life, and in the War Room, I've found my place in the Nexus.

I am a well regarded professional in the logistics field, quite literally a sinew of the fibrous muscle that encapsulates us all.

A vital tendril in the economy of life deeply inserted into the fabric of our being. The Nexus oscillates vibrantly because of my insertion.

In the War Room, my roll is even deeper, much deeper. It's like the passionate spark of a beating heart, the one organ that separates us, and all life, from the void.

It's that passionate oscillation that makes my insertion here both unavoidable and impressionable.

I just want our tendrils a little closer.

 

[irish_thug]

@Clippy , as your hand picked running mate - how could you not consult with me before submitting your answers??

EliteXC?? WTF

how could you forget the YAMMA???

I survived the yamma

 

[Falsedawn]

That is a very deep question and deserves a very deep answer.

I believe in life, and in the War Room, I've found my place in the Nexus.

I am a well regarded professional in the logistics field, quite literally a sinew of the fibrous muscle that encapsulates us all.

A vital tendril in the economy of life deeply inserted into the fabric of our being. The Nexus oscillates vibrantly because of my insertion.

In the War Room, my roll is even deeper, much deeper. It's like the passionate spark of a beating heart, the one organ that separates us, and all life, from the void.

It's that passionate oscillation that makes my insertion here both unavoidable and impressionable.

I just want our tendrils a little closer.

 

[HomerThompson]

Press Conference 11/17/17

Vagena Bobs: "Good afternoon citizens, my name is Vagena Bobs, and I am the press secretary for the "campaign" of El Dictador. We are dismayed to see that the Deep State is interfering in the campaign process here in the Room of War, and we feel it's important to have this conference to go over exactly why El Dictador felt it necessary to declare the Glorious War of Revolution. We'll take questions from approved outlets first, and El Dictador will respond. Once that is complete, we'll follow up with nonapproved outlets, mark ass tricks, trick ass marks, skip skags, and scalawags".

Jimmy Rustles: "El Dictador, Jimmy Rustles from the Room of War News Network, what evidence do you have that the Deep State was involved in your omission from the Room of War Debates?"

Jimmy, that's a wonderful question. Has there ever been a place of free speech where the polizei were not, as you say, Nazis? From the days of W.T. Snacks on 2+2Chan and Ryulong on the Wikibookery, the mods have always been a degree away from AIDS and faygotry. This is no different. The Deep State sees that I am the expected victor and they take action to stop it. But I will not be stopped, I will take my position. I will be El Dictador as my name worthily suggests.

Jimmy Rustles: "Follow up question, is there any truth to the slanderous accusations levied by @snakedafunky at the debate?"

Listen to me, do you really trust anything that a knockoff "dictator" has to say about the real deal? He's required to try and steal the shine of El Dictador, lest people realize that he wasn't good enough to run an individual campaign without my foundational theories. How can someone be President of the Room of War when they cannot come up with a simple philosophy that isn't based directly on the persona of another? He is, as the filthy children say, a literal cuck. I am his father, he came from my brain balls. He needs to remember that before he is sonned like the father I am.

Kevin Durant: "Hey El Dictador, Kevin Durant from the Golden State Warriors. Am I a bitch for running from Oklahoma because I can't beat Golden State?"



The Ghost of the Macho Man Randy Savage: "Oh YEAH, ooooooo so who do you think you're going to have to send the man for brother?"

Fear not Macho Man Randy Savage, I will not have to send the man for anyone. None of these jabronis are even in the same coffee as me, much less the cream. I am the ultimate maniac.

Vagena Bobs: Ok, we have time for one more question from approved outlets.

Definitely not an industry stooge: "Is there any truth to the totally unsubstantiated rumor that @Rational Poster, @HomerThompson, and @pcptornado have Erectile Dysfunction?"

I would not dare cast aspersions where not warranted, but I hear from a good source that the answer is yes.

Vagena Bobs: Ok, that's all from approved outlets. El Dictador will take questions from nonapproved outlets now.

 

[weed]

I survived the yamma

for some reason my mind draws to a faint memory of "Sherdog's Yellow Monday" when I think of the term "I survived the YAMMA". I want to say those events are unrelated, but I also want to say they happened right around the same time.

 

[Rational Poster]

for some reason my mind draws to a faint memory of "Sherdog's Yellow Monday" when I think of the term "I survived the YAMMA". I want to say those events are unrelated, but I also want to say they happened right around the same time.