- 2014 NBA offseason thread, v3: Draft Part B- Why me, man? -

[Sivo The Ram]

Who is the fat worthless goon thats been on espn constantly talking about the free agency? Slob with a buzz cut and the ignorance not to grow a beard on his poverty descendant face.

haha, i was watching him on espn and then my brother walked in and asked why fat ass jonah hill was on sports center talking about basketball

 

[wlu29]

Go ahead and list for me all the 3rd option 20 ppg scorers you can think of

I'll wait

Dude played on a crap team therefore garbage stats are easier to acquire

 

[faustian]

Dude played on a crap team therefore garbage stats are easier to acquire

Well there's a lot of crap teams every year. So it should be easy for you to find another 20 ppg scoring 3rd option.

 

[RR]

Gortat agrees to a 5 year deal with the Wizards

 

[faustian]

It's like 5 years $60 mil lol

Glad the Heat didn't overpay for that can

 

[Revolver]

Fat Jonah hill is back on espn

 

[Pride23]

Gortat 5y 60m to remain in Washington. Jodie Meeks 3y 19m from Detroit. Dominoes starting to fall.

 

[Revolver]

Lots of overpaid cans going to teams that will suck

 

[highkicknomore]

Gortat 5y 60m to remain in Washington. Jodie Meeks 3y 19m from Detroit. Dominoes starting to fall.

I wonder if WhoopedByCAN is happy with the Gortat signing. Cans gonna cans.

 

[RR]

It's like 5 years $60 mil lol

Glad the Heat didn't overpay for that can

Yeah, that shit is ridiculous. Lowry and Ariza will both be overpaid as well.

 

[Revolver]

I wonder if WhoopedByCAN is happy with the Gortat signing. Cans gonna cans.

Pretty terrible signing. Probably will cost them Beal in the long run.

 

[RR]

Pretty terrible signing. Probably will cost them Beal in the long run.

Wall is lobbying for them to resign Ariza too

 

[Revolver]

Wall is lobbying for them to resign Ariza too

Hope they overpay for him too. He seems to play the best in contract years.

 

[faustian]

Gortat will be making $12+ mil from the Wiz at age 35 lol

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Salary cap will go up, and if Messiah can trade Barney Arney, I'm sure the Wizcans can trade Gortat.

All of the best FA's are looking for their first big deals. The cHeat can only grab the ring chasing vets.

 

[RR]

Hope they overpay for him too. He seems to play the best in contract years.

Yep. What a fucking waste of money. The are buying at best a 4 seed in the East

 

[iwhoopedbatman]

Shit, I wanted Gortat back, but not for 5 years. I'd be fine with short term overpaid. Hopefully we can dump his salary when he falls off in 2 or 3 years.

Bringing Ariza back was more important in my opinion. There aren't many better perimeter defenders, great instincts and his shooting has picked up great since he's been here.

I think Nene's contract is up at the end of this season, so that'll free up a lot of money.

 

[ChillyPalmer]

If Ariza leaves, it'll be for LA.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

Agree to disagree

Isiah had a TS% of .574 last season and had a 20+ PER. He wasn't just some can chucking jumpers all season.

Gotta agree with Faust on this one. I see what Pride is saying about dudes like Canaan or others (see swaggy P on the lakers this year, or Farmar who shot over 40 percent from 3 and looked solid bc Dantoni lets them chuck).

The stats for Thomas are outstanding really. Nate Robinson or Barea he isnt... I only caught a few Kings games this year, and that cat was simply taking over games and doing what he wanted at will. And hes a legal NBA midget. Very few people can do that.

Also fuck the lakers for not trying to keep Meeks. Dude looked quite good by the end of the season as a small ST, and performed solidly as a secondary ballhandler. And that shooting.... c'mon son. Their management is horrible

 

[echohead]

I've always fund it odd that the NBA seems to be the sport with the most strict and complicated cap structure, yet it seems like they overpay lesser players more than other major sports.