12 Untrained Strongmen vs a Silverback Gorilla. Which side wins?

We're talking about 500 lbs of animal aggression vs 3000 lbs of human aggression. Not diminishing what the animal brings to the table but he is NOT overcoming that disadvantage. The time he spends biting one guy's face off is time he is not spending on the eleven other guys grasping each limb, his throat, his eyes, etc. the gorilla knows this too and would turn tail and run at the site of those guys grouped together as in the op. A lot of guys ITT are just totally unrealistic.
 
I don't care how aggressive the humans are. That wild animal would make mince meat of them. It only needs to bite you once or twice to incapacitate you. So once it bowls them all over it'll pick them one at a time and rip their face/neck open. I doubt those guys could punch a Silverback and cause any real damage. Once blood is on everything none of them are getting a grip on that animal

With weapons I would give the humans a chance.
 
We're talking about 500 lbs of animal aggression vs 3000 lbs of human aggression. Not diminishing what the animal brings to the table but he is NOT overcoming that disadvantage. The time he spends biting one guy's face off is time he is not spending on the eleven other guys grasping each limb, his throat, his eyes, etc. the gorilla knows this too and would turn tail and run at the site of those guys grouped together as in the op. A lot of guys ITT are just totally unrealistic.

I have a friend who used to work at a zoo in Worcester from what he tells me I am pretty sure if they are not armed with knives they don't stand a chance. Gorilla can squeeze an inflated truck tire with over 1,000 lbs of force.

He will treat human limbs like he treated this banana tree back in 2007. Banana trees a pretty strong apparently and he is tearing it apart like it was nothing.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4amRA0jl0qI

8:00 mins into the video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmgnSfrlj88
 
I have a friend who used to work at a zoo in Worcester from what he tells me I am pretty sure if they are not armed with knives they don't stand a chance. Gorilla can squeeze an inflated truck tire with over 1,000 lbs of force.

He will treat human limbs like he treated this banana tree back in 2007. Banana trees a pretty strong apparently and he is tearing it apart like it was nothing.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4amRA0jl0qI

8:00 mins into the video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmgnSfrlj88


Yes but we're talking about twelve guys and the gorilla, practically speaking, can only do his gorilla thing to one at a time. While he's occupied with that one the others can do a whole fuckload of damage. Are we assuming the gorillas eyes, balls, throat aren't sensitive? Do we assume he won't react poorly to being blinded then repeatedly being kicked in the gut? It's a morbid picture but the twelve men would tear the one animal limb from limb. He might take one or two out but after that it's lights out IMO
 
Yes but we're talking about twelve guys and the gorilla, practically speaking, can only do his gorilla thing to one at a time. While he's occupied with that one the others can do a whole fuckload of damage. Are we assuming the gorillas eyes, balls, throat aren't sensitive? Do we assume he won't react poorly to being blinded then repeatedly being kicked in the gut? It's a morbid picture but the twelve men would tear the one animal limb from limb. He might take one or two out but after that it's lights out IMO



I think the Silverback has a head like a boulder. I honestly think punches wouldn't do shit. I don't think you'll get him still enough to get the eyes. His gut is probably strong as fuck. I think punching it in the head would be like punching a heavy bag with bones.
 
I think the Silverback has a head like a boulder. I honestly think punches wouldn't do shit. I don't think you'll get him still enough to get the eyes. His gut is probably strong as fuck. I think punching it in the head would be like punching a heavy bag with bones.

He'll be slowing down and gassed inside of a minute. Those dudes in the op may not have gorilla stregnth but five of them will jump on the thing's back and he'll collapse under the weight and unbalanced chaos almost immediately. Honestly, the more I think about this I'd be surprised if the gorilla manages to kill one guy. The odds are just too far out there. One on four would be a more interesting fight
 
He'll be slowing down and gassed inside of a minute. Those dudes in the op may not have gorilla stregnth but five of them will jump on the thing's back and he'll collapse under the weight and unbalanced chaos almost immediately. Honestly, the more I think about this I'd be surprised if the gorilla manages to kill one guy. The odds are just too far out there. One on four would be a more interesting fight



A gorilla fighting for his life is not going to be gassed in 1 minute. That animal will be mauling anything nearby. I also highly doubt they will be able to bring it to the ground.
 
He'll be slowing down and gassed inside of a minute. Those dudes in the op may not have gorilla stregnth but five of them will jump on the thing's back and he'll collapse under the weight and unbalanced chaos almost immediately. Honestly, the more I think about this I'd be surprised if the gorilla manages to kill one guy. The odds are just too far out there. One on four would be a more interesting fight

As the guy above said, I don't think it'd gas that quick. If the gorilla is actually engaging 12 huge guys in a fight, we can assume he feels his life is in jeopardy. In that case, he's fighting until he has a heart attack, which will certainly take longer than a minute.

Also, I don't think he'll have to focus much on any one guy at a time due to his ridiculous power. All he has to do is swing his arm and he's going to due damage to the men. If they rush him at once, which is their best chance, all he has to do is go berserk and he'll probably break a couple of their bones just like that. Then you have to imagine he's gnashing his teeth and continuing to swing like mad...the men are going to take significant damage in a short amount of time, IMO. Can they recover? Maybe. But that could also incapacitate a few and severely hurt their chances of survival.
 
I think the strongmen, but only if they laid down on the gorilla and smothered it; of course a man or two would probably be sacrificed.

Otherwise, it'd be like Cain Valasquez versus 30 kindergarteners, it'd make no difference.



P.S. Why's it have to be a Silverback? That makes no difference as far as we are concerned... That's like how 400 degrees and 500 degrees make no difference to us.
 
He'll be slowing down and gassed inside of a minute. Those dudes in the op may not have gorilla stregnth but five of them will jump on the thing's back and he'll collapse under the weight and unbalanced chaos almost immediately. Honestly, the more I think about this I'd be surprised if the gorilla manages to kill one guy. The odds are just too far out there. One on four would be a more interesting fight

There is literally no way the men could win this fight. Do you think a human is going to be able to eye poke a gorilla? Go try to catch a wiener dog and see how well that goes. You wouldn't even get close. A choke maybe? Think smashed bones.
 
More than likely the men would just gas the gorilla out until he starts breathing heavy and once he starts to wane they would dogpile him and attack his vital areas.

Which is basically how primitive man hunted faster and stronger prey in groups by gassing it out.
 
A gorilla has the strength to rip a man's asshole out and eat it like a donut.

At least 3 guys would lose testicles,3 more would take bites to the face and hands,2 would lose an asshole and 3 die from blunt force trauma.

The last dude passes out and is raped by said gorilla.
 
"It's a lot easier to get a chimp in roller skates than it is to get him to pump iron--hence, most of the data on chimp strength is anecdotal and decidedly unscientific. In tests at the Bronx Zoo in 1924, a dynamometer--a scale that measures the mechanical force of a pull on a spring--was erected in the monkey house. A 165-pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand (although he did have his feet braced against the wall, being somewhat hip, in his simian way, to the principles of leverage). A 165-pound man, by comparison, could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds. Even more frightening, a female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds. (She was in a fit of passion at the time; one shudders to think what her boyfriend must have looked like next morning.) In dead lifts, chimps have been known to manage weights of 600 pounds without even breaking into a sweat. A male gorilla could probably heft an 1,800-pound weight and not think twice about it."
 
The men would gas before the gorilla would. His cardiopulmonary system is actually made to support a body like that during relatively long stretches of fighting or stressful activity. The other guys, eh not at all.

The gorilla could let the guys whoop on him for 20 whole minutes and it would be little more than a minor annoyance. By then they would all be spent (after the first 90 seconds) and the gorilla could leisurely play with them till they died
 
Lol what are the humans going to do to hurt it though? And I think people are underestimating the effect watching the first couple guys get torn apart will have on the rest. These are just random dudes, not 12 copies of Conan.
 
This is what the gorilla would look like when he sees the first strongman approaching him

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Outside of eye gouging the humans have no way at all to hurt the gorilla. I can't see them inflicting any damage to the gorilla. Even if the gorilla just stood there. I don't think they are physically capable of hurting the gorilla.
 
now if it were tug o' war, i'd put my money on the 12 guys
 
Could 12 kindergarteners boot stomp you? You'd be rolling around laughing before you felt a thing. Gorillas have to fight other gorillas, think of the force those things would generate fighting over a mate. Look at their skulls, you'd shatter your knee stomping it before rocking that thing. Again, they have to survive the brunt force trauma of another male gorilla launching into their skulls, the forces humans can generate are laughable.

Catholic-school girls pummel 'flasher' http://www.wnd.com/2003/11/21568/

they are older then kindergarteners. and i'm not saying the 12 could win, but power in numbers plus the will to live could make this close.
 
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