12 Untrained Strongmen vs a Silverback Gorilla. Which side wins?

[lweiberg]

How good is the gorilla's cardio? How motivated is it? Most importantly, at what altitude will the fight transpire?

 

[FyrFytr998]

How good is the gorilla's cardio? How motivated is it? Most importantly, at what altitude will the fight transpire?

The gorilla held camp at Big Bear.

 

[markulous]

The gorilla held camp at Big Bear.

With snorkels and it has that look in his eye.

 

[lweiberg]

The gorilla held camp at Big Bear.

I would have to take the gorilla then, but to make things a bit fairer for the humans, they could use things like meth, PCP, or anything to help them fight with less fear.

Dana can make this happen, perhaps in Abu Dhabi.

 

[Zer]

I would have to take the gorilla then, but to make things a bit fairer for the humans, they could use things like meth, PCP, or anything to help them fight with less fear.

Dana can make this happen, perhaps in Abu Dhabi.

You want to allow Meth, PCP, Coke etc...?

GTFO with Dana. PRIDE LIVES

 

[John Stockton]

If the strongmen are informed it's a deathmatch, I think they can do it, but the ones that survive are gonna have some gnarly battle scars.

 

[lweiberg]

So that's the strategy? bruise the giant ape to death?

Footwork will be crucial, and if they don't step down on their punches, they can forget it.

 

[dissolved]

Gorilla. With teeth and claws and gorilla strength it would be devastating.

 

[Ashi Barai]

That gorilla would rip through them like a grown man would rip through 12 five-year olds.

thats pretty much the best way to describe it

 

[TrippleOG]

do you have to be 250 pounds or mroe to be considered a strong man?

 

[Harmonica]

Which side wins?

The company that puts out the PPV.

 

[SpartanKhmy]

I've seen enough Cops to see 6 officers struggle against an explosive gentleman to know that the gorilla would bite their dicks off before a punch is even thrown...

 

[TrippleOG]

I've seen enough Cops to see 6 officers struggle against an explosive gentleman to know that the gorilla would bite their dicks off before a punch is even thrown...

Officers arent even close to Strongmen explosive though. they just juice it and hit bench press and arms...

 

[gspieler]

I've seen enough Cops to see 6 officers struggle against an explosive gentleman to know that the gorilla would bite their dicks off before a punch is even thrown...

Those cops are just doing their 9-5, though. And half of them are middle-aged and out of shape. For the guy they're arresting, though, it usually means prison. Not to mention being loaded on liquor and stimulants.

 

[bad seed]

The funniest thing about this thread is the "untrained human" stipulation. As if a guy with BJJ experience or boxing skills would have any better chance. Yeah put 12 NCAA champs in there and watch them try to double leg that beast. The cage will look like a tornado of blood and viscera.

 

[gspieler]

The funniest thing about this thread is the "untrained human" stipulation. As if a guy with BJJ experience or boxing skills would have any better chance. Yeah put 12 NCAA champs in there and watch them try to double leg that beast. The cage will look like a tornado of blood and viscera.

12 Karelins could take on an entire zoo.

 

[CelticThunder]

Depends if the gorilla goes into the fight with bruised ribs.

 

[D3thr0n3d K1ng]

With access to basic weaponry, even just like sharpened sticks - the strongmen.

Without - the gorilla.

Gorillas are just too fucking strong. It's be like 12 10 year olds taking on an adult, the number advantage wouldn't really matter as the gorilla would be straight up able to kill you the second it laid it's hands on you. It'd be able to break your neck without much effort.

This. Give these men tools and the gorilla will be dead.

Without they will have to come up with some elaborate plan and probably lose a few in order to best him.

 

[D3thr0n3d K1ng]

I think they say an average adult male could bench press somewhere in the 400 range. Doesn't sound like a lot, but considering they have never worked out, etc...

An average male who doesnt work out can bp 400 pounds? Cereal?

Most guys who dont work out cant bp 200 pounds.

 

[faustian]

That gorilla would rip through them like a grown man would rip through 12 five-year olds.

Except 5 yos probably don't have the tactical intelligence to, say, form a circle around the gorilla and attack it from behind

Aside from like somehow getting lucky and using their bite force in the most opportunistic way possible, 5 yos don't really possess a level of strength that could do fatal damage to a grown adult. A strongman is capable of gouging out a gorilla's eyes or cramming fingers into a gorilla's ears/nose or putting his fist down a gorilla's throat, etc. 5 yos would also be looking up to a towering grown adult and be unable to even reach the adult's head while standing whereas a strongman would likely stand even with a gorilla