100 Ubereem's vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

[Bologna Nips]

Is the silverback juiced?

Not juiced, but he has unlimited access to chicken, broccoli, and some expired SARMS that were purchased from Ebay.

 

[dominion]

That gorilla has the strength advantage. But the silverback is pretty strong too

 

[Streeter]

Of course rve 100 would just swarm .

10 Ubereems vs a silverback is a decent contest ................ for 5 minutes.

 

[Streeter]

That gorilla has the strength advantage. But the silverback is pretty strong too

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Humans have the best cardio in the animal kingdom. Even a bloodlusted gorilla lasts a few minutes max before enough guys (let alone ubereems) can grab a few to a limb then give it a brain bleed with blunt force trauma.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

The only way this gets settled is if the Japanese make it happen on a game show….

If the league of 100 Japanese HW’s fail, the whole arena will burst into a chant of “Bob Sapp Please!”

 

[Natural Order]

@Zookeeper Gabe

100 random dudes vs a peak silverback in the octagon - what is likely outcome?

100 K1 Ubereem vs a peak silverback in the octagon - what is likely outcome?

Thanks in advance!

 

[colorles]

Obviously 100 Ubereems could take a gorilla, what a stupid question.

This entire 100 men vs gorilla trend is so indicative of the soyboy cuck society the western world is these days...that so many people are deluded that this is even close to a fair fight. I would agree that 100 soy boy limp wristed latte drinking desk jockey cucks would flee at the sight of an enraged silverback gorilla...but actual men? come on now. If a silverback gorilla were to magically appear in the middle of this :



It would be dead and rather quickly.

In reality it would only take a few men to kill a silverback bare handed if they are actual men.

 

[colorles]

I've done some research. Apparently, Silverback gorillas average around five feet tall weighing north of 350 pounds, but can get up to six feet tall and over weighing around 500 pounds or more. Their wingspans are typically around eight feet although specimins over six feet in height typically have wingspans closer to nine feet. Here are some graphs:

It really wouldn't take many men to take one of these things down. Men, mind you.

 

[surgeyou1]

How would they even hurt the gorilla? Any punch or kick is going to feel like a love tap. Only chance they have is by gassing it out, which would only happen after the gorilla is done mauling dozens of them.

 

[mkess101]

100 average men with no weapons and no fighting prowess might all get tuned up if locked in a cage with a large male. Their only chance of victory is literal exhaustion by the gorilla. Flailing arm punches and sloppy kicks wouldnt do shit to one.

Also lol @ thinking you are putting a Silverback in an RNC.

That many people (even less) could just pile on and overpower the thing. The obvious hurdle is that humans tend towards self preservation LOL. So logically it's easy to say that a Silverback would simply get overwhelmed and crushed by a mass of humans that rushed it...there's the issue that someone has to be the first to close that distance and they're getting brutalized.

 

[surgeyou1]

I've done some research. Apparently, Silverback gorillas average around five feet tall weighing north of 350 pounds, but can get up to six feet tall and over weighing around 500 pounds or more. Their wingspans are typically around eight feet although specimins over six feet in height typically have wingspans closer to nine feet. Here are some graphs:

It really wouldn't take many men to take one of these things down. Men, mind you.

You are using your human comparisons to them though. This isn't like fighting a 500lb human. The raw strength and speed they have would be incomprehensible in the middle of combat. It's not like the group is going to sneak up on it. Even if they surround it, anyone within arms reach is getting fucked up.

 

[colorles]

You are using your human comparisons to them though. This isn't like fighting a 500lb human. The raw strength and speed they have would be incomprehensible in the middle of combat. It's not like the group is going to sneak up on it. Even if they surround it, anyone within arms reach is getting fucked up.

How do they typically fight? Do they just flail their arms around wildly? Do they grapple/bite? Do they just jump around and go ape?

 

[Natural Order]

How do they typically fight? Do they just flail their arms around wildly? Do they grapple/bite? Do they just jump around and go ape?

A wild, full grown male thrown into a UFC octagon, with a lid, against 100 men is going to freak the fuck out. The first dozen dudes are getting their faces torn off and probably numerous broken limbs. It would take a serious coordinated effort for 100 random dudes to take one down in a close quarter scenario. Even a pile on and that thing is gnawing faces for eternity. 40 guys are going fetal when they see another six guys with no face.

100 trained guys aware of their only option could probably do it. 100 randos with no training or previous understanding of what was about to transpire? No way.

 

[colorles]

A wild, full grown male thrown into a UFC octagon, with a lid, against 100 men is going to freak the fuck out. The first dozen dudes are getting their faces torn off and probably numerous broken limbs. It would take a serious coordinated effort for 100 random dudes to take one down in a close quarter scenario. Even a pile on and that thing is gnawing faces for eternity. 40 guys are going fetal when they see another six guys with no face.

100 trained guys aware of their only option could probably do it. 100 randos with no training or previous understanding of what was about to transpire? No way.

You see to me it is incomprehensible when you say things like "40 guys are going fetal when they see another six guys with no face". I forget how soft most "men" are in our world today. So how about this :

How many guys like that do you think it would take to kill a silverback gorrilla bare handed?

 

[Natural Order]

You see to me it is incomprehensible when you say things like "40 guys are going fetal when they see another six guys with no face". I forget how soft most "men" are in our world today. So how about this :

How many guys like that do you think it would take to kill a silverback gorrilla bare handed?

Bare handed? Fuck.....these dudes were manlets too. Most probably 5'6, 140. Bare handed? How are they killing this thing? Strikes? Nah. Pinning it down and gnawing it's heart out? RNC'ing it? LOL! They might get it done because of their own savagery but I'd still say it's close.

 

[Natural Order]

Alright also, the new caveat is that the gorilla also has his nuts bound tightly by rope and isn't too thrilled about it.

 

[colorles]

The gorilla is being overrated here. I understand it is a dangerous animal but people all over the internet are acting like it is an enraged hippopotamus or something.

 

[BOTTICELLI]

100 Dana Whites vs One Brock Lesnar

 

[Natural Order]

The gorilla is being overrated here. I understand it is a dangerous animal but people all over the internet are acting like it is an enraged hippopotamus or something.

It might be possible for the gorilla to literally detach an arm and have access to a weapon.