100 Ubereem's vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

[BowserJr]

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MMA version of trending internet question. Who takes it?

How about 50 Ubereems and 50 Cock Chestners vs 2 silverbacks?

 

[HavokHarmon]

100 pregnant women vs Jones (he crashed into a pregnant woman then fled the scene on foot)

Does jones have a car for it?

 

[AstralPanda]

The gorilla is being overrated here. I understand it is a dangerous animal but people all over the internet are acting like it is an enraged hippopotamus or something.

True

An enraged hippo would obliterate 100 ubereems, lol

 

[J'Ghasta]

Jones versus a silverback ends like this

 

[Sweater of AV]

What are the weather conditions? If there's a stiff breeze then the gorilla won't really even have to do anything.

 

[hector domino]

All the documentaries I have seen on Gorilla's they are so shy and emotional, they are very powerful, no doubt about it and have amazing strength but they wouldn't harm a fly. I think you would have to really upset one beyond belief to make it attack. I think it ends in a nice story with Overeem showing them some of his Pride fights on his phone and the Gorilla being some what impressed but not overly lol.

Yup they are basically Herbivores which are far less aggressive and will fight you to protect or if you explicitly challenged it and refused to capitulate after warnings. Chimps on the other hand are crazy despite being WAY smaller and weaker than gorrilas are meth tweakers and can hunt, are omnivores and will fuck you up gouge out your eyes rip your nuts off and bite off your fingers kinda of crazy

 

[Neck&Neck]

10 GloRillas vs The Vanilla Gorilla Chase Sherman

 

[Neck&Neck]

Yup they are basically Herbivores which are far less aggressive and will fight you to protect or if you explicitly challenged it and refused to capitulate after warnings. Chimps on the other hand are crazy despite being WAY smaller and weaker than gorrilas are meth tweakers and can hunt, are omnivores and will fuck you up gouge out your eyes rip your nuts off and bite off your fingers kinda of crazy

Legend has it, If you mention Chimp 5 times in the mirror a wild Joe Rogan will appear

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Bare handed? Fuck.....these dudes were manlets too. Most probably 5'6, 140. Bare handed? How are they killing this thing? Strikes? Nah. Pinning it down and gnawing it's heart out? RNC'ing it? LOL! They might get it done because of their own savagery but I'd still say it's close.

If 100 people at the same time all tried to pin a gorilla down they'd easily be able to do it. There would likely be a couple of people getting fucked up, but probably not as many as I think people imagine.

 

[Morris88]

True

An enraged hippo would obliterate 100 ubereems, lol

 

[swarrrm]

Id take as few as 11 Ubereems

 

[Natural Order]

If 100 people at the same time all tried to pin a gorilla down they'd easily be able to do it. There would likely be a couple of people getting fucked up, but probably not as many as I think people imagine.

Lol

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Lol

I think it would be like an adult fighting 100 12 year olds. I reckon I could take out a sizeable number but 100 all going at me at the same time would be able to take out even a Sherbro like myself.

 

[Natural Order]

I think it would be like an adult fighting 100 12 year olds. I reckon I could take out a sizeable number but 100 all going at me at the same time would be able to take out even a Sherbro like myself.

Yeah, except the fight or flight mechanism isnt relatable at all here. You think 100 randoms who can barely deal with basic confrontation (let alone physical) are going to coordinate in a moment? I dont lol

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Yeah, except the fight or flight mechanism isnt relatable at all here. You think 100 randoms who can barely deal with basic confrontation (let alone physical) are going to coordinate in a moment? I dont lol

If they had the option of running away no. If they're locked in there it might be interesting to see if people fight when flight isn't an option.

 

[Outrider1981]

Maybe 50 Ubereems+ 50 econoreems would do it..,

 

[LSF81]

Are you aware that 1 on 1 hunting of most medium to large game does not favor humans? A pack of humans is the top "predator" in the world. This is why and how we evolved. You wouldn't need 100 of you to take a gorilla

I think TS asked withou weapons, etc.

 

[AstralPanda]

 

[FriskyRandy]

These threads are why I come to sherdog. I'm going with the ubereems.

 

[Natural Order]

If they had the option of running away no. If they're locked in there it might be interesting to see if people fight when flight isn't an option.

As mentioned earlier, we need the Japanese to make this happen. Inquiring minds want to know!