100 men or 1 gorilla? UFC Fighters Respond

[PaulieVegas27]

This fight has a better chance of happening than Jones/Aspinall.

 

[AdamWarlock]

One strong Kayla would beat that Gorilla

godammit stop ruining my no fap week

 

[Violent Violin]

I think humans have p4p best endurance out of any animals in the world.

This is true (for terrestrial animals)

 

[hector domino]

Merab is funny.

But 100 humans win.

Gorials have been defeated by single Jaguars.

Humans have already won a fight 1vs1 vs a Jaguar. A Kenian man single handedly killed a Jaguar by ripping his tongue out.

Hence humans win. Also Gorillas are sprinters, they gass after 1 minute.

I think humans have p4p best endurance out of any animals in the world.

Nope Jaguars are arguable the fastest killers of all the big cats. They have the STRONGEST BITE(way above lions and tigers or bears) and will kill on instant unlike lion or tigers or bears that take way longer to choke or maul their prey. Infact most animals avoid skulls coz their are hard and their jaws are not strong enough while Jaguar is the only one that actively bites through a skull and crush it. also they are fricking huge. For reference image below is it biting though a 600lb Tapir's Skull. You can imagine how easy it would crush a 180lb human skull. I have checked Chatgpt and everywhere else but there is no human who has ever killed a Jaguar. A glorified house cat like cheetah I can imagine as its weak and slender with a pathetic bite, here's a helpful chart too

Bite Force Rankings (Maximum Reported PSI)​

Rank	Animal	Max Bite Force (PSI)	Notes
	Jaguar	1,500–2,000 PSI	Most powerful bite; capable of biting through skulls and turtle shells.
	Bear (Grizzly)	975–1,200 PSI	Massive crushing force, used to break bones and tear through meat.
	Tiger	1,050 PSI	Stronger than a lion’s bite; solitary hunter with great jaw power.
	Lion	650–1,000 PSI	Still powerful, but generally lower than tigers and jaguars.

 

[Doctor Grudge]

Nope Jaguars are arguable the fastest killers of all the big cats. They have the STRONGEST BITE(way above lions and tigers or bears) and will kill on instant unlike lion or tigers or bears that take way longer to choke or maul their prey. Infact most animals avoid skulls coz their are hard and their jaws are not strong enough while Jaguar is the only one that actively bites through a skull and crush it. also they are fricking huge. For reference image below is it biting though a 600lb Tapir's Skull. You can imagine how easy it would crush a 180lb human skull. I have checked Chatgpt and everywhere else but there is no human who has ever killed a Jaguar. A glorified house cat like cheetah I can imagine as its weak and slender with a pathetic bite

Maybe he confused a jaguar with a cheetah there. I dont think a human could beat a jaguar, that seems really farfetched.

That would be like fighting something that is twice the size of a hyeena.

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Form a large circle around the gorilla. It will get disoriented and tired before eventually the humans would just collapse onto it and smother it to death.

Obviously many casualties. Crucial to tire it out. Have dedicated men for eyes and balls

U ever watch the rodeo? 8-12 rodeo clowns can subdue a freaking bull

But who’s gonna want to be sacrificed. There has to be some type of incentive.
I know for a fact I would hesitate once I see the gorilla killing everyone around me with ease

 

[Tornikidou]

At the end of the day, it all depends on gorillas stamina.

 

[SG123]

heh, maybe 8-10 good fighters, a few sacrifices, 2 dudes on each limb. jones eye poking it, someone trying to fist it's butt to rip out it's intestines, and rener gracie in the background coaching how to do the safe wrap.

I'd suggest someone focusing on ripping/biting off the balls so it's bleeds out, but i'm guessing there's female gorilla's sometimes.

Do you think 8-10 well developed 2 year olds could take on an MMA fighter?

 

[MerAndre DvalishFili]

Make friends with it and then stab it in the back

 

[Thy]

Do you think 8-10 well developed 2 year olds could take on an MMA fighter?

lul what. 2 year olds would literally kill themselves by accident without the mma fighter and unsupervised.

 

[Russie]

The gorilla after destroying a few of them likely leaves saying to hell with this foolishness.

 

[SG123]

lul what. 2 year olds would literally kill themselves by accident without the mma fighter and unsupervised.

That’s roughly the difference between an MMA fighter and a silverback

 

[oski]

OK, OK, pimps... how 'bout 100 or our most alpha sherdoggers vs 1 enraged praire dog?

 

[Outrider1981]

The Silverback could make a lot of shish-Kebab with the Limbs he ripped of the men.

 

[Your Salad]

One strong Kayla would beat that Gorilla

 

[FlowchartRog]

That question doesn't have a true answer.

The range in human capability is obviously vast. Humans are CAPABLE of being at or near the top of the food chain of endurance, but few get to that level. Pretty much any wolf that survives to adulthood is gonna have good endurance.

The elite humans can maintain pace better than even Wolves, but of course the wolf's pace is way beyond what a human can achieve. So the wolf runs much faster and covers more ground than a human is capable of obviously, but will get tired in a shorter amount of time than an elite human distance runner.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly

0.0001% of humans might be capable of outrunning a wolf, the key difference is almost every wolf in the world is going to outrun the other 99.9999% of humans.

 

[joy2day]

I think humans have p4p best endurance out of any animals in the world.

No, that would be canines if you are talking long distance at a steady pace. Many animals can sprint for much longer than humans. Horses and camels can go for much longer distances than humans without tiring.

 

[joy2day]

If the 100 men were able to defeat the gorilla, many of them would die in the process, and they would need to have a coordinated strategy.

 

[Thy]

That’s roughly the difference between an MMA fighter and a silverback

ok

 

[burningspear]

fuckin bo diddley thinks 3 of his pale arses could beat a gorilla, imagine pitting a 1300lb bite force against stance, motion, level change ..