100 men or 1 gorilla? UFC Fighters Respond

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Is this going to be in the Pride Ring or UFC Cage.... These are answers we need to know.

 

[mkess101]

Gorillas also have self preservation and they see 100 creatures their height running at them they're gonna freak out and run away if their bluff charges don't work.

Oh 100%. I guess I'm assuming we're talking about a situation where neither has the option to just run straight away. I think if confrontation is forced, the wild animal will start mauling and most of the humans will freak out and panic and scramble away and shove others in front of the thing etc.

 

[Rusko]

ChatGPT seems to think 6 Rondas and 3 Brocks might be enough, offering the following diagram (one of the Brocks died) :


No shot.

 

[Thy]

First "take off pants"


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And just discussed this scenario with AI (LMAO)...
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Sounds like AI be duckin!

 

[Thy]

ChatGPT seems to think 6 Rondas and 3 Brocks might be enough, offering the following diagram (one of the Brocks died) :
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No shot.

Could just have ronda shadow boxing and the gorilla would fall over laughing.

 

[Smooth Princess]

Only reason I can consider a Gorila winning is he rips people like seperates body parts and the rest just walk away shocked and not worth it. If 100 went for it they win. Now spears, easy. I had a guy from Africa tell me 2 young guys can kill a lion wirh spears, he was being serious. Humans are ape x predator. Who says we can't use guns. We can bomb any animal we decie to.

Sure it's possible that 100 guys might be able to beat a gorilla, and obviously any tools or weapons involved change the odds drastically. I was only commenting that logic of leopard beats gorilla and man beats leopard so man beats gorilla is kind of absurd in the same way as the usual MMATH fighter comparisons that only look at who beat who and ignore any actual analysis of the match ups.

 

[pclanadmin2]

I remember reading about a guy who got his fingers and nuts bitten off by a chimp. If Gorillaz fought in the same way, a 100 humans vs a gorilla would be a nut bloodbath. The gorilla would cum out of the encounter on top.

 

[High Test With da Best]

heh, maybe 8-10 good fighters, a few sacrifices, 2 dudes on each limb. jones eye poking it, someone trying to fist it's butt to rip out it's intestines, and rener gracie in the background coaching how to do the safe wrap.

I'd suggest someone focusing on ripping/biting off the balls so it's bleeds out, but i'm guessing there's female gorilla's sometimes.

Get Chris Leben and Randy Couture in there to stomp the feet!

 

[Natural Order]

Merab is funny.

But 100 humans win.

Gorials have been defeated by single Jaguars.

Humans have already won a fight 1vs1 vs a Jaguar. A Kenian man single handedly killed a Jaguar by ripping his tongue out.

Hence humans win. Also Gorillas are sprinters, they gass after 1 minute.

I think humans have p4p best endurance out of any animals in the world.

Horses are the top of the endurance spectrum. Humans are up there.

Your logic here is terrible. 100 random men dropped in a locked enclosure with a 500 lb silverback gorilla would get fucking run over badly. 3/4 flight mechanism would kick in. There would be pissed pants everywhere you look. The first 10 guys missing their faces and a limb would certainly entice the remaining 18 capable men to go Braveheart and throw caution to the wind...



100 of me? No trouble. I imagine it'd kill at least 50-60 of me but the remaining 40 me would win via brutality after gassing it out.

100 random cans who are afraid to look people in the eyes are doing something to a enraged by fear male gorilla? lol

 

[FlowchartRog]

First "take off pants"


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The AI responses are way better than I expected. What AI is it?

 

[FlowchartRog]

Only way I see the men winning is if they straight up dog pile the gorilla and as they are dying somehow smoother it and it dies with the few surviving humans at the top of the pile.

This is the only real answer. I've seen bees do exactly that to hornets invading their nest.

 

[CraneKicks]

Merab is funny.

But 100 humans win.

Gorials have been defeated by single Jaguars.

Humans have already won a fight 1vs1 vs a Jaguar. A Kenian man single handedly killed a Jaguar by ripping his tongue out.

Hence humans win. Also Gorillas are sprinters, they gass after 1 minute.

I think humans have p4p best endurance out of any animals in the world.

The highest endurance of any animal? I don’t know about all that.

 

[froggyluv]

Jon Jones would find a way.

*Checks out Dirty Guerrilla Tactics outta Liibary*

 

[Siver!]

ChatGPT seems to think 6 Rondas and 3 Brocks might be enough, offering the following diagram (one of the Brocks died) :
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No shot.

Love how two Rondas just start dismembering another Ronda lol

 

[FlowchartRog]

Merab is funny.

But 100 humans win.

Gorials have been defeated by single Jaguars.

Humans have already won a fight 1vs1 vs a Jaguar. A Kenian man single handedly killed a Jaguar by ripping his tongue out.

Hence humans win. Also Gorillas are sprinters, they gass after 1 minute.

I think humans have p4p best endurance out of any animals in the world.

You think a human outruns a wolf or husky?

 

[The Clark]

Love how two Rondas just start dismembering another Ronda lol

I thought they were picking up the pieces of a gorilla victim.

 

[Siver!]

I thought they were picking up the pieces of a gorilla victim.

I have no idea lmao but they still shouldn't get distracted with that

 

[mkess101]

You think a human outruns a wolf or husky?

That question doesn't have a true answer.

The range in human capability is obviously vast. Humans are CAPABLE of being at or near the top of the food chain of endurance, but few get to that level. Pretty much any wolf that survives to adulthood is gonna have good endurance.

The elite humans can maintain pace better than even Wolves, but of course the wolf's pace is way beyond what a human can achieve. So the wolf runs much faster and covers more ground than a human is capable of obviously, but will get tired in a shorter amount of time than an elite human distance runner.

 

[Trabaho]

No strings attached.

I've been practicing MMA for six years now, boxing on the side for seven, I could do it.

I've also been bodybuilding for four years, I'm 6'2" and 186 lbs.

I have incredible speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge, and give him a good punch in the head. I won't let him down at the slightest mistake, the gorilla is finished. You'll always have virgins around here who think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower, my friends, and 2) you're not going to achieve anything with your cowardly body.

Any minimally trained man can defeat a gorilla with a knife. With his bare hands, it's not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technique.

You didn't even defeat a man. No fighter tag.

 

[Trabaho]

You think a human outruns a wolf or husky?