At long last, 2025 is mere days away from being tucked into its covers and given the long kiss goodnight. To honor our dearly departed comrade Jordan Breen, one too weird to live and too rare to die, we thought no better than to revive his beloved All-Violence Team series—with a twist. Rather than emulating his framework of one athlete per division, we slimmed it down to one man and one woman that most firmly embody the absolute joy of ultraviolence in this sport we hold so dear.
We...