What would you do in this situation (situation brahs gtfih)

What will happen to your significant other?

  • She dies..

  • She lives! ...forever


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What if my price was to watch? Is it cuckoldry if she's dead?

I'm not into labels. If the pleasure of watching someone nail your dead wife is worth more to you than the money you would be getting- Go to town.

I imagine with 10th graders though you could just make it a condition of the purchase.
 
The location of the occurrence is key. And I would target the desperate rather than the depraved. Bigger market.

If it happens near a high school, You could get 40 or 50 virgins in there before the body goes cold. And you could name your price.
If Sherdog had an actual brick and mortar clubhouse, that would be the ideal location for such a tragedy.
 
Isn't choice B, every man's dream? Relationship goes downhill after they hit that magic number 30 and they start aging exponentially faster and gain massive weight. I'd choose choice B if this was offered to me when my girl was in her prime. I'd choose choice A now though.
 
I'd choose choice B if this was offered to me when my girl was in her prime. I'd choose choice A now though.
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She lives but has to look after me and also fuck me when I'm old and useless.

I made her immortal, it's the least she can do.
 
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