Watching movies with family... and sex scene comes on... what do?

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    When I was a kid growing up, when we were watching a movie with the family and a sex scene comes up, we had to cover our eyes. Weird because if there was even extreme violence/gore, the family didn't give a shit.

    Keep in mind, this was in another country that I was born and raised in.

    Same thing now that I'm a parent. When my daughter was growing up, we had to fast forward the sex scenes on movies. Now, I do my research on what movies to watch with the family. Gotta pick them family movies.

    How about you guys?
     
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    I let it ride, they are gonna see it anyways. We aren't watching a creampie orgy or anything.
     
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    Jump in front of the TV, flap your arms and make farting noises until the sex scene ends.
     
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    When I was a kid myself, I'd feel very very awkward if I was with my parents, my brother not so much. As a parent, I'm very strict about what I let them watch or not and so far I've been able to avoid any weird situations so far.
     
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    Drop to 1st gear and continue while looking them in the eye.
     
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    You should check the movies closely.
    Driving Miss Daisy isn't the same as Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
    Saving Private Ryan isn't the same as Saving Ryan's Privates
    Dancing With Wolves isn't the same as Dancing With Foxes
     
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    at 8 years old I saw Risky Business in the movie theater with my grandma

    and do not watch Fatliners
     
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    If a sex scene comes on during a movie I pull out PornHub and show them a cumpilation so they realize how softcore movie porn is
     
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    Exactly. Hope Sherdog doesn't judge us, but I just whip it out and start fapping.
     
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    As a kid I was directed out of the room. As a parent I know what we are watching ahead of time, my kids are 6 and 4, so they don't need to be watching that yet.
     
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    Yeah it was funny how I was allowed to watch scenes of dudes getting shot up and stabbed but a pair of tits was lie the worst thing to see
     
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    Reminds me of what my close friend told me; His big bro was watching porn late at night one time, and he heard strange noises in the living room so he came to inspect, big bro was nearing climax so he told him to STFU, pulled him in and finished the deed.

    It should be noted, that my friend is a massive porn addict
     
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