You know that I am an OG bettor and when I say I have a VIP pick you know is the truth. I have a parlay that is guaranteed to cash or else I'll give anyone in here who can provide their bet slip $250 back. But wait! There's more! If this sure thing loses I will also throw in a Korean massage (with happy ending) six fortune cookies, a slap chop, three scratch off lotto's with two of them already scratched (sorry), a pair of mom jeans for a early Mother's Day gift, a slightly used circa 1997 version flatbed scanner and a $10 prepaid subway gift card. That's how confident I am that this is going to hit.
Parlay: +3239
» Muhammed Lawal -200
» Sergei Kharitonov -265
» Noad Lahat -700
» Will Brooks -279
» Magomed Bibulatov -375
» Joanna Jedrzejczyk -155
» Demian Maia -130
» Henry Cejudo -265
» Dustin Poirier +105
1.25 units to gain +48.60 units
I'll even throw in six sugar packs and the bootleg DVD of Super Troopers — with directors commentary!
What the fuck do you have to lose?