Truths in your life that aren't as bad as they sound

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Every woman I've had sex with is going to die.

Go

 

[Cole train]

I have never fucked a beatiful woman

Wait that actually is bad as fuck

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I have never fucked a beatiful woman

Wait that actually is bad as fuck

If you fuck enough uggos, it amounts to fucking a beautiful woman at least once

 

[Okajima]

I should fuck more uggos.

 

[BillytheFish]

I live in America

 

[yamahacrasher]

Best case scenario is my kids have to watch me be laid to rest.

 

[Pugilistic]

I'm a manlet.

How is this not bad?

 

[Clear Winner]

I'm dying

 

[Cherry Brigand]

My life is definitely more than half over.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Best case scenario is my kids have to watch me be laid to rest.

Everyone you love is doomed in the end

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I'm dying

It's one way to cure your cancer

 

[MikeMcMann]

If you fuck enough uggos, it amounts to fucking a beautiful woman at least once

No, no it does not.

But it does equal fucking lots of uggos.

 

[tonysmasseuse]

I'm a non-descript middle-aged woman. Completely unremarkable in every way. Might as well be a ghost

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

I am not a world-class musician, I am a hobbyist.

 

[IloveTHIS]

I've wasted the best opportunities I've ever had in life

 

[Cantona7]

I’ve most likely already slept with all the women I’m going to sleep with in my life.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

No, no it does not.

But it does equal fucking lots of uggos.

See the thing is, when a beautiful woman's looks start to go, she becomes bitter and impossible to live with.
But uggos will smoothly transition because they had nothing to lose in the first place

 

[misterfurious]

I lost some finger tips to a table saw.

 

[Organic Damage]

I'm a manlet.

How is this not bad?

At least you're not a midget. (allegedly)

 

[TheTickG]

I stopped eating dessert.