Truths in your life that aren't as bad as they sound

[Tone C]

I’ve most likely already slept with all the women I’m going to sleep with in my life.

Fingers crossed for you...

 

[faustian]

The only truth I've really ever lived by is that death is essential to life in the same way that zero is essential to infinity. I will die one day, that is a fact. What happens between then and now is up to me

 

[VivaRevolution]

Donald Trump is president.

 

[Ignicious]

The amount of sleep I get is probably gonna increase as older I get

 

[KhabibTheBeagle]

I don't know if it's ever going to get better than right now.

 

[JabToucher]

I've passed up opportunities for sex I'll never get back.

 

[Phlog]

I don't have a career and are likely never to succeed in business or politics.

I don't use drugs much anymore.

I love hurting people and the thrill of battle is like none other.

I have kids and rarely if ever go ''out'

 

[supnmunm]

I'll probably never bang Miss Universe

 

[Midnighter]

I'll probably live another 40-50 years.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

I'm a non-descript middle-aged woman. Completely unremarkable in every way. Might as well be a ghost

That's your choice, isn't it? A gal can always skank it up a few notches.

Spoiler

Besides...

 

[Fedorgasm]

There are no winners without losers.

So if you make money in the stock market, that money could have been lost by a sweet old Grandma.

The fact that you live in a nice house and have plenty of food is only possible because there are entire countries whose populations were exploited to get these things to you. The world cannot support the current population if everyone had the same standards of living as America

 

[Phlog]

The only truth I've really ever lived by is that death is essential to life in the same way that zero is essential to infinity. I will die one day, that is a fact. What happens between then and now is up to me

It ain't a truth, but it sounds appropriate!

 

[Phlog]

There are no winners without losers.

So if you make money in the stock market, that money could have been lost by a sweet old Grandma.

The fact that you live in a nice house and have plenty of food is only possible because there are entire countries whose populations were exploited to get these things to you. The world cannot support the current population if everyone had the same standards of living as America

How is that not as bad as it sounds?

 

[Fedorgasm]

How is that not as bad as it sounds?

lol yeah by the time I finished writing that post it was pretty bad.

Maybe we can be glad that we're in one of the winning societies?

 

[DarkneT]

We’re all gonna make it

 

[loyalyolayal]

I'm still taller than most philippinian.

 

[SammyPops]

My life is definitely more than half over.

This one keeps me up at night sometimes.

I'm happy my dick still works at my age

 

[loyalyolayal]

How is that not as bad as it sounds?

People who don't realize this live in a bubble and take most things for granted. People outside of the bubble wish Communism/Sharia law.

 

[90 50]

I’ve most likely already slept with all the women I’m going to sleep with in my life.

I don’t think that’s a possibility for me, I can see my old ass being the nursing home playboy banging the betty’s There.

If I’m still with the same woman and she comes and sees me there and finds out. I’ll blame it on dimentia and deny everything.

Worst case scenario, I’ll still bang at least one to two more.

And I’ll be the one in the nursing home, mine is 15 years younger than me.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I've passed up opportunities for sex I'll never get back.

something I've told the younger sherbros not to do, on numerous occasions {boils my piss, that I did it too many times in my youth, because I cared more about not getting ripped by my mates}