Tito Ortiz - “I’m 34 years young!”

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  1. MescalineDreams

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    Way younger than a 109 year old Vitor...
     
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    Pfp biggest cranium in all of mma history. Thank God they prohibited headbutts before tito seriously flattened some dudes head with his own.
     
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    Tito has never the brightest guy in the world, but this is pretty hilarious, even by his standards.
     
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    One of the youngest LHWs of the night
     
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    not sure whats more shocking

    that fact that a skull that size can't protect against CTE or that Brendan Schaub has a show...and somebody watches it...
     
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    Hoping this young prospect Ortiz can get the win and move up to the UFC... :eek:
     
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    Are they fighting at 205? Tito seems a lot heavier in the arms and torso since his UFC days
     
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    NO.

    If that's the case then chuck is 34 as well with a young, non CTE'd brain.
     
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    yeah he's literally dwarfing Brendan
     
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    he's 43 did he mean he's 43 years old? not 34 wtf is he talking about?
     
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    Yeah he doesn't even know where he's at.
     
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    Tito is 43 years old. He’s reversing numbers in his head? Wtf is going on.
     
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    Hold on did Abu Shaubjji just ask Tito how old he was when his parents had him?

    {<huh}

    The fuck these two smokin?
    <Lmaoo>
     
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    No way he's 34. That's Erick Silva's age and he's practically a baby.
     
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    He's an ambidextrous dyslexic....or something.
     
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    man thats a ton of hgh needed to age in reverse
    anyone who took that much would have a giant head
     
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    Not sure why, but I honestly thought he was older.
     
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