Tito Ortiz - “I’m 34 years young!”

[NoSmilez]

yeah he's literally dwarfing Brendan

He is and Brendan has gotten fat in the face lately. I don't think Tito can make 205 since the fight is so close. He is at least 235-240 in the pic.

 

[Joonyer]

Jesus Christ, there ain't two brain cells between em.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

And shit gets sanctioned.

We have

And

And shit still gets sanctioned. My lord

 

[fecalpoint]

Wasn’t he born in 75? I don’t get this statement at all. My IQ seems to have dropped to Colby levels after reading it

 

[AronaBeatsJones]

He's an ambidextrous dyslexic....or something.

This. He somehow reversed 43 into 34 in his head, processed it, and pronounced it correctly as "thirty-four" (instead of three-forty, the reverse of forty-three). And he said it twice.

Fucking scary.

 

[ignorant MMA fan]

Not only can he time travel, he can manufest the future, too.

 

[VIPERdude]

34 years young....
WITH 9 beatdowns in his last 13 fights.... (2 of those 13 non-beatdown wins Bonnar and Sonnen)
Mileage ...less than Chucks.

 

[billharford]

Titor Ortiz going back in time. At this rate he should be 19 by the time the fight starts.

 

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

@sniper <45>

 

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

WE'RE HERE WITH RENATO SORAL

 

[all caps]

WE'RE HERE WITH RENATO SORAL

THE GREATEST LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT OF
THE NIGHT

 

[MescalineDreams]

WE'RE HERE WITH RENATO SORAL

@Seraldo Babalu

 

[all caps]

 

[mideastbeast]

Tito might actually be dumber than Schaub and that ain't easy to find.

 

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

 

[SHANOPLATA2]

Doesn't know his own age but Tito seems the smarter of the two at this point, and the favourite. WTF?

 

[Paynebringer]

34..? How the f*k that happen? Was I in a coma? Mom?

 

[WeedLordBonerHitler]

not sure whats more shocking

that fact that a skull that size can't protect against CTE or that Brendan Schaub has a show...and somebody watches it...

Definitely that Brenda Schaub has a show on fighting instead of ladies' purses on the Home Shopping Network.

 

[Blossom's Hat]

He paused right before shaving 9 years off his. This isn't confusion it's a really bad liar

 

[BEATDOWNS]

I imagine an X-ray of Titos cracked skull would look virtually identical to this!