Tinder hookups

[Halifax]

Anyone have any interesting stories?

Im not great when it comes to dating, so all the action I've ever gotten has been through tinder hookups, and we didn't meet up at a public place first, we just chatted for a bit then they drove right to my house.

To be fair, all of them except one weren't very attractive. Except the other week, I somehow picked up an absolute dime, blonde 22 year old, total nympho with a great body, and she was absolutely wild. I'm still in awe that I pulled that off. I feel like I won the lottery.

We had a good thread on IGN 4 years back with 1 dude asking people for stupid shit to say on Tinder as pickup lines.

I was in stitches
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i...tell-me-what-to-say.453937491/#post-492223715

 

[Drain Bamage]

It's bad in my major metropolitan area

I wish I lived in a more blue collar or small town sometimes

In my area you get these huge and/or unnatttactive women with princess complexes who think they deserve Tom Brady

 

[AznTrojan]

Yeah, my buddy is marrying a tinder hook up after only a month....

that's not gonna end well

 

[mcgoatp4p#1]

Also this is weird, but every time I get a match I use the same starting line, "I dig your eyebrows" and they seem to like it. It's odd and complimentary and not overly sexual. Works really well. If it ain't broke...

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Never been on tinder.

Always imagined it to be a few women on it, with even the ugly ones having the pick of the litter of 97% of all the other profiles on the site of desperate men.

 

[Milgrim]

My wife won't let me tinder but it sounds amazing

Why not? She's on there.

 

[ThulsaDooom]

I'll be having a talk with him Saturday. lol.

You're an excellent friend. Slap him a few times to make sure he gets the point.

Also this is weird, but every time I get a match I use the same starting line, "I dig your eyebrows" and they seem to like it. It's odd and complimentary and not overly sexual. Works really well. If it ain't broke...

I usually open with, "I want to smell your hair." Doesn't seem to work.

 

[Urban Youth]

Y'all fucking up, Okcupid is where it's at. I tell people this and they laugh, but I've hooked up with some fine college girls because of it. Tinder was a complete waste of time, I got the impression the chicks were on there purely out of vanity.

 

[Fortniter33]

I stopped using Tinder. All the girls got offended when I asked to hook up. Its like wtf are you on tinder if youre not hooking up. Dumb!

A relationship maybe?

 

[Fortniter33]

Bumble is where it is at if you want to use a dating App.

Women have to contact you first once a match is made so your ability to close is so much higher. I've quit Tinder for that reason.

Plus Bumble women are on average way better looking as many of the hottest women on Tinder would get overwhelmed with the thousands of guys trying to chat with them each day and sending dick pics (thx @Zer ) and moved to Bumble where they can control that.

Most chicks who have bumble also have tinder where I live. It’s not like hotter girls decide to use bumble and not tinder. Most girls who use dating apps will use more than one

 

[Gutter Chris]

Yeah, my buddy is marrying a tinder hook up after only a month....

Does your buddy by any chance like to gamble ?

 

[Mr. 4K]

Does your buddy by any chance like to gamble ?

No. High Christian morals.

 

[Fortniter33]

Its dumb, but in my experience straight up asking to hookup never works, since girls get like thousands of those messages a day, and it just comes off as desperate. You have to be subtle and flirt a little first. But that's just me... Maybe really attractive dudes can pull it off just by asking, I dunno.

Exactly. This guy clearly has no idea how to chat up a woman. You never ask to “hookup”. You have to put effort into charming a girl and ask if they want to meet to get to know them better and then you try and hook up with them in person.

 

[Fortniter33]

It's bad in my major metropolitan area

I wish I lived in a more blue collar or small town sometimes

In my area you get these huge and/or unnatttactive women with princess complexes who think they deserve Tom Brady

Seems it’s like that in every big city. It’s the same where I live. It dosen’t bother me because I don’t chat to huge/unnattractive women

 

[Gutter Chris]

No. High Christian morals.

Better keep him away from the tables he surely has the soul of one.

Ill have to read your thread about him thats a bold move

Most dudes I know that behave that way are all casino guys thats why I asked. Very little impulse control but always believe the 99 to 1 is gonna come in today

 

[Mr. 4K]

Better keep him away from the tables he surely has the soul of one.

Ill have to read your thread about him thats a bold move

Most dudes I know that behave that way are all casino guys thats why I asked. Very little impulse control but always believe the 99 to 1 is gonna come in today

Well there's a bit more to it. You'll see when you read it.

 

[mcgoatp4p#1]

Exactly. This guy clearly has no idea how to chat up a woman. You never ask to “hookup”. You have to put effort into charming a girl and ask if they want to meet to get to know them better and then you try and hook up with them in person.

I think that's true 99 percent of the time. On the other hand, this last really cute girl I hooked up with instantly messaged me as soon as we matched: "wanna smoke weed and have sex?" I don't think that's ever happening to me again lol

 

[SRN]

I stopped using Tinder. All the girls got offended when I asked to hook up. Its like wtf are you on tinder if youre not hooking up. Dumb!

Who do you think you're dealing with? Dudes?? You can't talk to women like that, it doesn't work that way. You need to flirt, court them a bit and then go for the jugular. If you want to be honest go to Grindr. Straight to the point. Well, not exactly straight but you know what I mean. lol

 

[Fortniter33]

Dude word.

So many on there looking for a real relationship.

Any girl looking for love on a hookup site = WACKOOOO

I stopped using it.

Why would that make them a wacko? What is so wacky about meeting someone on Tinder and having a genuine relationship? Plenty of people have done it before

 

[Fortniter33]

I think that's true 99 percent of the time. On the other hand, this last really cute girl I hooked up with instantly messaged me as soon as we matched: "wanna smoke weed and have sex?" I don't think that's ever happening to me again lol

That can happen sometimes lol. But i’m talking about the general rule here