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  1. mcgoatp4p#1

    mcgoatp4p#1 Orange Belt

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    Anyone have any interesting stories?

    Im not great when it comes to dating, so all the action I've ever gotten has been through tinder hookups, and we didn't meet up at a public place first, we just chatted for a bit then they drove right to my house.

    To be fair, all of them except one weren't very attractive. Except the other week, I somehow picked up an absolute dime, blonde 22 year old, total nympho with a great body, and she was absolutely wild. I'm still in awe that I pulled that off. I feel like I won the lottery.
     
  2. Milgrim

    Milgrim Australopithecus

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    All of that is true except that you met him on Grindr.
     
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  3. Seano

    Seano Hands of bone

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    I have a friend who occasionally gets laid because of that site. He has.... low standards.
     
  4. loisestrad

    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    You must be pretty attractive since you have all those women/girls driving to your house just to have sex with you. Don't you ever drive to their house, or would that come across as being desperate?
     
  5. Jaeger Imperator

    Jaeger Imperator GET SOME Platinum Member

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    i used to, and may or may not still, be dating app whoring it out there but some of these bitches you find out there are straight up crazier than a regular bitch
     
  6. JoeyJoeJoeJr

    JoeyJoeJoeJr Purple Belt

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    I stopped using Tinder. All the girls got offended when I asked to hook up. Its like wtf are you on tinder if youre not hooking up. Dumb!
     
  7. bufetadanacara

    bufetadanacara Black Belt

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    My wife won't let me tinder but it sounds amazing
     
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    HTTR21 Burgundy & Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Yeah, my buddy is marrying a tinder hook up after only a month....
     
  9. elreece

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    Smart life choice right there
     
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    HTTR21 Burgundy & Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    I'll be having a talk with him Saturday. lol.
     
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    ssBaldy Russian belt

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    Such apps as Tinder are perfect for cougar hunting, I'm telling from pesonal experience
     
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  12. syct23

    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    Everything I've seen from Tinder on Pornhub looks promising imo...
     
  13. MikeMcMann

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    Bumble is where it is at if you want to use a dating App.

    Women have to contact you first once a match is made so your ability to close is so much higher. I've quit Tinder for that reason.

    Plus Bumble women are on average way better looking as many of the hottest women on Tinder would get overwhelmed with the thousands of guys trying to chat with them each day and sending dick pics (thx @Zer :oops:) and moved to Bumble where they can control that.
     
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    HTTR21 Burgundy & Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Two months from now everyone will be able to type Syct23 Tinder into pornhub and watch his conquests.
     
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    Dude word.

    So many on there looking for a real relationship.

    Any girl looking for love on a hookup site = WACKOOOO

    I stopped using it.
     
  16. mcgoatp4p#1

    mcgoatp4p#1 Orange Belt

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    No I'm quite ugly. I guess I just used the best pics I could get plus I don't come across as a desperate creep in my profile description. Most importantly I've had really low standards... At least until this last girl showed up. Suddenly I'm not inclined to settle for anything less. It was a big boost to my self esteem.

    Per your other question, i drove once to a girls house I met on tinder. I gave her oral, then when I was done her sister supposedly came home (even tho I didn't hear anything) and she made me bounce. Later she texted me that she wanted a relationship not a hookup, so I told her politely I wasn't interested and we never saw each other again.
     
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    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Did she accept?
     
  18. DeJulez

    DeJulez Red Belt

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    She accepted that or a fist..........




    in her mouth.
     
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  19. mcgoatp4p#1

    mcgoatp4p#1 Orange Belt

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    Its dumb, but in my experience straight up asking to hookup never works, since girls get like thousands of those messages a day, and it just comes off as desperate. You have to be subtle and flirt a little first. But that's just me... Maybe really attractive dudes can pull it off just by asking, I dunno.
     
  20. jefferz

    jefferz Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Do you want herpes?
    Because that's how you get herpes.
     

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