Tinder hookups

[mcgoatp4p#1]

Anyone have any interesting stories?

Im not great when it comes to dating, so all the action I've ever gotten has been through tinder hookups, and we didn't meet up at a public place first, we just chatted for a bit then they drove right to my house.

To be fair, all of them except one weren't very attractive. Except the other week, I somehow picked up an absolute dime, blonde 22 year old, total nympho with a great body, and she was absolutely wild. I'm still in awe that I pulled that off. I feel like I won the lottery.

 

[Milgrim]

All of that is true except that you met him on Grindr.

 

[Seano]

I have a friend who occasionally gets laid because of that site. He has.... low standards.

 

[loisestrad]

You must be pretty attractive since you have all those women/girls driving to your house just to have sex with you. Don't you ever drive to their house, or would that come across as being desperate?

 

[JAEGERX]

i used to, and may or may not still, be dating app whoring it out there but some of these bitches you find out there are straight up crazier than a regular bitch

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

I stopped using Tinder. All the girls got offended when I asked to hook up. Its like wtf are you on tinder if youre not hooking up. Dumb!

 

[bufetadanacara]

My wife won't let me tinder but it sounds amazing

 

[Mr. 4K]

Yeah, my buddy is marrying a tinder hook up after only a month....

 

[elreece]

Yeah, my buddy is marrying a tinder hook up after only a month....

Smart life choice right there

 

[Mr. 4K]

Smart life choice right there

I'll be having a talk with him Saturday. lol.

 

[ssBaldy]

Such apps as Tinder are perfect for cougar hunting, I'm telling from pesonal experience

 

[syct23]

Everything I've seen from Tinder on Pornhub looks promising imo...

 

[MikeMcMann]

Bumble is where it is at if you want to use a dating App.

Women have to contact you first once a match is made so your ability to close is so much higher. I've quit Tinder for that reason.

Plus Bumble women are on average way better looking as many of the hottest women on Tinder would get overwhelmed with the thousands of guys trying to chat with them each day and sending dick pics (thx @Zer ) and moved to Bumble where they can control that.

 

[Mr. 4K]

Everything I've seen from Tinder on Pornhub looks promising imo...

Two months from now everyone will be able to type Syct23 Tinder into pornhub and watch his conquests.

 

[revoltub]

I stopped using Tinder. All the girls got offended when I asked to hook up. Its like wtf are you on tinder if youre not hooking up. Dumb!

Dude word.

So many on there looking for a real relationship.

Any girl looking for love on a hookup site = WACKOOOO

I stopped using it.

 

[mcgoatp4p#1]

You must be pretty attractive since you have all those women/girls driving to your house just to have sex with you. Don't you ever drive to their house, or would that come across as being desperate?

No I'm quite ugly. I guess I just used the best pics I could get plus I don't come across as a desperate creep in my profile description. Most importantly I've had really low standards... At least until this last girl showed up. Suddenly I'm not inclined to settle for anything less. It was a big boost to my self esteem.

Per your other question, i drove once to a girls house I met on tinder. I gave her oral, then when I was done her sister supposedly came home (even tho I didn't hear anything) and she made me bounce. Later she texted me that she wanted a relationship not a hookup, so I told her politely I wasn't interested and we never saw each other again.

 

[loisestrad]

I gave her oral

Did she accept?

 

[DeJulez]

Did she accept?

She accepted that or a fist..........




in her mouth.

 

[mcgoatp4p#1]

I stopped using Tinder. All the girls got offended when I asked to hook up. Its like wtf are you on tinder if youre not hooking up. Dumb!

Its dumb, but in my experience straight up asking to hookup never works, since girls get like thousands of those messages a day, and it just comes off as desperate. You have to be subtle and flirt a little first. But that's just me... Maybe really attractive dudes can pull it off just by asking, I dunno.

 

[jefferz]

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