The most dangerous martial art -- Aikido you not
Can't even watch -- why does the opponent stand there waiting so long in the arm lock for Seagal to decide what to do to him, when he could wrap his other free arm around Seagal's neck or kick him behind the knee. This is just painful to watch
Make fun of them all you want but in Dark Souls they would be gods and we would be casuals.
Dark Souls brah.