So my ex wants to start talking again should i give it a go?

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  1. ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Yeah my country ass ex gf wants to talk again this Ho blew my 70 yr old neighbor because she felt sad for him. Smh i do miss her but damn she gives out sympathy blow jobs how can i trust her. Anyway she claims she over all that and that she was sorry. Do i trust her? Im thinking about hittin it and quittin it but she will blow up my phone no pun intended. She does have a good job now and im broke so this could be an opportunity.
     
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  2. Jerry the mouse Celtic Nation baby

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    I'll give you a long, well-thought out, deep answer.....



    No.


    Short version: Hell no.
     
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  3. Bubzeh Pink Belt

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    Ignore Jerry. She sounds like a keeper.

    I'd give it a shot.
     
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  4. weich Silver Belt

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    Tell her you are still depressed from the breakup, collect your sympathy BJ, ghost her.
     
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  5. ralphc1 Gold Belt

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    Two things that should influence your decision.
    How much does she make and can she cook Hamburger Helper?
     
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  6. ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    Fixed.
     
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  7. Milgrim Australopithecus

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    Let's face it, you're not going to do any better. Take what you can get before it's too late.
     
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  8. cooks1 No matter where you go-there you are

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    I admit that I am not as bright as some of my colleagues on here, but I am wondering why you don't just let her suck your dick.

    She loves to give out sympathy BJ's. And believe me, you are a sympathetic character. Your GF was sucking off 70 year olds ffs.

    I think you are a match made in heaven as it is, no need to get back together.
     
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  9. Winter-John Green Belt

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    You sound like a battered housewife. Maybe it's time to find a refuge and look for someone better
     
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  10. RoryFan Wears Hats

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    May as well buy yourself a nice antique walnut box to store you penis in at the same time.
     
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  11. My name is Black Belt

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    It will always be an issue don't waist your time. But if you do get back with her I'd like to meet you
     
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  12. SheetsMMAfan ——Ç®èÅtîvÏTÿ——

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    It depends.. Can she make a mean Hamburger Helper?
     
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  13. Medulla Omoplata Purple Belt

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    Do it and then make a thread about it when it blows up in your face so we can laugh at you.
     
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  14. I Am Legion Black Belt

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    70 Man dick? Probably smelled like a porti potty at a tailgate. Sounds like a keeper to me.
     
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  15. LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    Damn TS got cucked by a senior citizen.
     
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  16. ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    She got some mean neck on her but she is cool to be around plus she can cook.
     
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  17. OvaryHugger Let's Palaver!

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    Sounds great for anyone but her bf.
     
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  18. TheWorm Black Belt

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    At least make her buy you a shit ton of food first. Get her to buy you like 20 whoppers and a large shake, get your sympathy blowie, then Ghost her.

    See, I just planned out your Valentines evening for you!




    You fat fuck
     
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  19. Eazy123 Brown Belt

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    Cuck confirmed
     
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  20. OvaryHugger Let's Palaver!

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    After one thread, 'ghost her' has become standard here on sherdog
     
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