So my ex wants to start talking again should i give it a go?

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  1. UFCDefenseForce

    UFCDefenseForce White Belt

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    You never know, maybe she swiped the dick pills your 70 year old neighbor used to get an erection before she blew him. Ask her for some. If she didn't swipe them because he doesn't need them, then you are screwed because he is alpha as fuk.
     
  2. Cubo de Sangre

    Cubo de Sangre Steel Belt

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    And how exactly were you made aware of this?
     
  3. syct23

    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    What's the worse that could happen..

    At the end of the day, TS knows he will be getting blowjob's well into his 70s..
     
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  4. nostradumbass

    nostradumbass Gold Belt

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    I may be in the minority here, but I say do it while you shop around for an upgrade. Don't actually get back together, but smash a few more times and then ghost her and pass her off to Kenny Rogers again. If she's blowing old guys out of sympathy, she can at least buy you some dinner.
     
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  5. JinKazama

    JinKazama Red Belt

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    send her an ipad

    covered in hamburger helper
     
  6. Revolver

    Revolver you sound poor Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Literally none of this is true.
     
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  7. sissypunch

    sissypunch limp wrists of fury

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    She has a heart of gold. Would marry.
     
  8. ga_ninja

    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    She confessed and plus me and my use to be neighbor didnt like each other. That old bastard use to be petty like he would blast shitty music from the 60s like the beatles at 11pm. I tried to be cordial with him but then he dented my car and said a bird did it yeah right. Plus he was always finding an excuse to talk to her.
     
  9. Cubo de Sangre

    Cubo de Sangre Steel Belt

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    Sounds more like she did it to piss you off rather than out of sympathy. Did she say if she swallowed or took it on the face?
     
  10. Hogey

    Hogey Black Belt

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    You should eat her
     
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  11. HARRISON_3

    HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    Lol @ sucking off her septuagenarian neighbor

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  12. RollSonnenRoll

    RollSonnenRoll You don't ever disclose The Business

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  13. ga_ninja

    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Oh shes a swallower
     
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  14. ga_ninja

    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    I did fuck her cousin while we were on break hmmm never thought about that she is spiteful.
     
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  15. Cubo de Sangre

    Cubo de Sangre Steel Belt

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    Better spite than spit.
     
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  16. chrisdiaz

    chrisdiaz Brown Belt

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    old boy smashed too, held on to the walker and hit it doggiestyle.
     
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  17. ga_ninja

    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Lol prolly did good thing that old fart moved but ima prolly fuck her and her cousin again and never talk to them again ninja style.
     
  18. 90 50

    90 50 Red Belt

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    You are retarded. Losing weight doesn’t cost money, it’s cheaper than eating shit and getting Fat.

    Drink water only or UNsweet tea and BLACK coffee wth the water.

    You’ll drop like 30lbs in the first month
     
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    irish_thug Steel Belt

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    Fuck no.

    They are exes for a reason.

    The only reason to stay in contact with an ex is if there are kids involved. And no, a dog does not count.
     
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    irish_thug Steel Belt

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    Right in the back of her throat.
     
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