So my ex wants to start talking again should i give it a go? | Page 2

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  1. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom.

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    Fuck No.

    Get away from that trashy bitch.
     
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  2. equus Horse Belt

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    i have a fantasy football league i'd like you to join. @Sonny
     
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  3. LeSwas White Belt

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    Tell her to bring over some cream for the sores under your rolls of fat and some nice salsa for you to eat and enjoy while she plays find the noodle upon your voluptuous fat mess of a body...
     
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  4. ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Damn you tried huh smh whitebelts
     
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  5. dittohead84 Silver Belt

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    70 year old blow jay. Bet she still has the taste of piss and cookies in her mouth
     
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  6. Kanuck99 Orange Belt

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    By the sounds of it, I don't think you can afford not to.

    Of course, you could just admit you're a prostitute and spread the love.
     
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  7. esum80 tiger knee

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  8. OMGstreetfight I like money

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    Complete your gimmick and eat her.
     
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  9. Hearse Lightning Purple Belt

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    The fact that you're asking makes me think you're the one who blew the 70 year old neighbor.
     
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  10. UFC=Pride Brown Belt

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    Yeah get in one last time
     
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  11. Overpressure Titanium Belt

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    You took too long to answer.
    And, Opie ain't never done had no woman what weren't on the W's
     
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  12. WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin

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    Took me awhile to find a picture of your 70 year old neighbor, but I finally found it. have bad news for you... he's a pornographic beauty...

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. TheWobbler Purple Belt

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    "She does have a good job now and im broke so this could be an opportunity"

    How about take the opportunity to go get yourself a decent paying job and stop pining after some HO who gives sympathy BJ's to old timers.
     
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  14. ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Im trying nobody wants to hire a fat black guy i would loose weight but that requires money. Now i drink chain drink bargain brand sodas all day.
     
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  15. ralphc1 Gold Belt

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    Why are you posting pictures of me?
     
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  16. Uber_Noober Black Belt

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    The two of you should have a child together, it'll strengthen your bond.
     
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  17. KOskater Brown Belt

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    let her bang bro

     
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  18. chrisdiaz Green Belt

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    Damn life must be really sad in the south....
     
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  19. Jim Cozad Jr. Purple Belt

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    You should definitely give this charitable lady another chance...smh @ people looking down on her for helping out seniors...
     
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  20. CubicleGangster Extendos Belt

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    70 year olds, dude

    [​IMG]
     
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