So my ex wants to start talking again should i give it a go?

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  1. GearSolidMetal

    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Fuck No.

    Get away from that trashy bitch.
     
  2. equus

    equus Horse Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    i have a fantasy football league i'd like you to join. @Sonny
     
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  3. LeSwas

    LeSwas White Belt

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    Tell her to bring over some cream for the sores under your rolls of fat and some nice salsa for you to eat and enjoy while she plays find the noodle upon your voluptuous fat mess of a body...
     
  4. ga_ninja

    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Damn you tried huh smh whitebelts
     
  5. dittohead84

    dittohead84 Silver Belt

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    70 year old blow jay. Bet she still has the taste of piss and cookies in her mouth
     
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  6. Kanuck99

    Kanuck99 Green Belt

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    By the sounds of it, I don't think you can afford not to.

    Of course, you could just admit you're a prostitute and spread the love.
     
  7. esum80

    esum80 ศิษย์มนต์ชัย

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  8. OMGstreetfight

    OMGstreetfight I like money

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    Complete your gimmick and eat her.
     
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  9. Hearse Lightning

    Hearse Lightning Not an Uber

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    The fact that you're asking makes me think you're the one who blew the 70 year old neighbor.
     
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  10. UFC=Pride

    UFC=Pride Black Belt

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    Yeah get in one last time
     
  11. MC OverPressure

    MC OverPressure Ask me about the Show Biz Pizza Bear

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    You took too long to answer.
    And, Opie ain't never done had no woman what weren't on the W's
     
  12. WorldofWarcraft

    WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin Banned

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    Took me awhile to find a picture of your 70 year old neighbor, but I finally found it. have bad news for you... he's a pornographic beauty...

    [​IMG]
     
  13. TheWobbler

    TheWobbler Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    "She does have a good job now and im broke so this could be an opportunity"

    How about take the opportunity to go get yourself a decent paying job and stop pining after some HO who gives sympathy BJ's to old timers.
     
  14. ga_ninja

    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Im trying nobody wants to hire a fat black guy i would loose weight but that requires money. Now i drink chain drink bargain brand sodas all day.
     
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  15. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Why are you posting pictures of me?
     
  16. Uber_Noober

    Uber_Noober Red Belt

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    The two of you should have a child together, it'll strengthen your bond.
     
  17. KOskater

    KOskater Brown Belt

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    let her bang bro

     
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  18. chrisdiaz

    chrisdiaz Brown Belt

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    Damn life must be really sad in the south....
     
  19. Jim Cozad Jr.

    Jim Cozad Jr. Brown Belt

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    You should definitely give this charitable lady another chance...smh @ people looking down on her for helping out seniors...
     
  20. CubicleGangster

    CubicleGangster Extendos Belt Platinum Member

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    70 year olds, dude

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