Skinwalker Ranch

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Archons are like Carpenter's the Thing.

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I came in thinking this was a porn parody of the Skywalker Ranch. Read the first sentence in the OP and then stopped.

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My first thought and then theory had to do with the natural progression from cloning to using DNA parts to manufacture new organisms. The Wolfmen thing cme into play as it was their DNA that was being manipulated. But this idea had to crash and burn because of two things:

1. The location seemed to be fixed. For instance if these creatures escaped from the lab, why didn't they get the F out of there. High tech crafts built by humans seems to be looking for them as well as tech from non-human sources.
2. The duration was very long, dating back too far for the above.

So, for now my leading theory is that this location is an ancient entrance/exit to and from a Canis Tribe's underground territory. This was established long ago and accounts for the special nature of this location and its long duration. My dog man vid suggestion way back was a pretty good lead in for this theory too, since I know that they exist (directly). These beings are shapeshifters, and good ones.

There are factions that would like to invade this territory and capture/kill these beings. The Reptoids and the Lycans do not get along and have been at war for longer than humans have existed.

The mutilated cattle is tough, but I would image that some of the entities that go there to do things wind up fucking the farm animals. When the special non-human DNA mixes correctly and the cow becomes pregnant a problem of exposure emerges. This must be prevented at all costs because if a cow hatched out a half cow half reptoid, humans and the over all human herd might stampede due to the shock in their monkey brains. So mop up crews are used to make sure that nothing like this happens (or any other hard disclosure). The at risk parts of the cow are removed plus a plausible distraction/manipulation by intent to deceive and conceal the truth of the evidence is employed.

I'm going to sleep on it and see if my mind can access sources with additional answers.

I'm pretty sure that I'm not too far off on this theory. But then again, I do crash and burn for no apparent reason, only to rise up again to swim out into the deepest of waters to see what is out there.

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My first thought and then theory had to do with the natural progression from cloning to using DNA parts to manufacture new organisms. The Wolfmen thing cme into play as it was their DNA that was being manipulated. But this idea had to crash and burn because of two things:

1. The location seemed to be fixed. For instance if these creatures escaped from the lab, why didn't they get the F out of there. High tech crafts built by humans seems to be looking for them as well as tech from non-human sources.
2. The duration was very long, dating back too far for the above.

So, for now my leading theory is that this location is an ancient entrance/exit to and from a Canis Tribe's underground territory. This was established long ago and accounts for the special nature of this location and its long duration. My dog man vid suggestion way back was a pretty good lead in for this theory too, since I know that they exist (directly). These beings are shapeshifters, and good ones.

There are factions that would like to invade this territory and capture/kill these beings. The Reptoids and the Lycans do not get along and have been at war for longer than humans have existed.

The mutilated cattle is tough, but I would image that some of the entities that go there to do things wind up fucking the farm animals. When the special non-human DNA mixes correctly and the cow becomes pregnant a problem of exposure emerges. This must be prevented at all costs because if a cow hatched out a half cow half reptoid, humans and the over all human herd might stampede due to the shock in their monkey brains. So mop up crews are used to make sure that nothing like this happens (or any other hard disclosure). The at risk parts of the cow are removed plus a plausible distraction/manipulation by intent to deceive and conceal the truth of the evidence is employed.

I'm going to sleep on it and see if my mind can access sources with additional answers.

I'm pretty sure that I'm not too far off on this theory. But then again, I do crash and burn for no apparent reason, only to rise up again to swim out into the deepest of waters to see what is out there.

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Glad to see you went to sleep. As soon as you wake up, go right back to sleep. For a long while. Then repeat
 
I love paranormal stuff so I've been interested in the skinwalker ranch for awhile. With all of the stuff that supposedly happens there why isn't there any good videos capturing this stuff ? I've seen only a handful but there should be like videos 24/7 capturing all this shit
They* are you gotta stop being stingy and tip the giant webcam humahoids
 
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So man witnesses a giant zombie wolf invaiding his home and he sticks around for another decade or more?
 
So man witnesses a giant zombie wolf invaiding his home and he sticks around for another decade or more?

Some people are stubborn, plus I’m sure you have moved before you know how much of a pain in the ass it is.
 
The guy who owns the ranch now, the billionaire IS also a Lycan/Dog man.
 
Bought Knapps book! Love that guy, wish he would violently murder Noorey... well maybe not murder... there were probably 5 or 6 years where i listened to every Coast to Coast (the next day off youtube) but stopped listening a few years ago when George became unbearable. The ranch and it's mysteries aren't new but it's certainly interesting...
 
Bought Knapps book! Love that guy, wish he would violently murder Noorey... well maybe not murder... there were probably 5 or 6 years where i listened to every Coast to Coast (the next day off youtube) but stopped listening a few years ago when George became unbearable. The ranch and it's mysteries aren't new but it's certainly interesting...


Noorey is pretty rough. He just sleeps through every interview. I feel like he doesn't even care about the show.ornthe truth of any of it. Just collecting a check it seems like.

Knapp though is amazing and entirely credible. Anything he says I believe that he believes it. On top of that he does not strike me as a fool.

Skinwalker is not new BUT the most intense and we'll funded investigation known to humanity is happening on that ranch. That's pretty compelling to me.
 
Thought you said SKYWALKER Ranch.

That said, good vid.

Again, ive never understood why the paranormal would be dominantly present at night and how cameras cant pick up on shit the human eye can see.
Because the cameras aren’t on the drugs the “witnesses” are
 
Because the cameras aren’t on the drugs the “witnesses” are


The scientists have theories and reasons why they have been unable to get tons of quality video. The second vid posted in this thread does show some of what was captured though.

Reason one is that ALL types of this phenomena negatively effect electronics. Cars die, batteries stop working, cameras malfunction. On the ranch there was also direct sabotogue going on too. Wires ripped out of cameras etc.

One of the most chilling aspects of the ranch is the experience that they were being hunted, and led on by the phenomena that was always a full step ahead of whatever they were doing.

When they finally did seem to get on top of this thing it did not like it and that's when the ranch went dark.


Food for thought. The guy funding the research and who owned the ranch at the time had two space stations orbiting the earth. He is fucking loaded is the point.

If he wanted to hoax it he had the means to do so convincingly. There is something about this.phenomena that messes with technology-- it's just the way it is.

Taken into account you can say the lack of video (although there is very compelling video in some cases) is just part of the nature of it. Doesn't have to be taken negatively. There is nothing nessesary about the lack of video proving it's all bullshit.
 
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This is not going to disappoint you at all man. This is the meca of the paranormal. The reason it has been purchased now by two incredibly wealthy people is because every single kind of paranormal phenomena that is known happens here all in one place. This has lead to some interesting theories about the unity of all of this type of thing.

Cant wait to hear your thoughts after watching the vid!!

Hard to know what to think. The phenomena is apparently so varied that the only thing seemingly consistent about it is that there is a phenomena (until it ceased, of course); which is obviously, if not entirely hoaxed somehow, incredibly odd. In a way it almost reminds me of the movie Sphere.

Government Funded Paranormal Study Revealed In Skinwalker Documentary
The recent documentary Hunt for the Skinwalker chronicles disturbing paranormal occurrences that allegedly took place on a remote ranch in the Uintah Valley of Utah. A book of the same name, which covered the results of an extensive scientific investigation of the ranch, inspired the movie. However, the documentary further reveals that the Department of Defense primarily funded the study. In essence, this was the real X-Files.
http://www.denofgeek.com/us/culture...rmal-study-revealed-in-skinwalker-documentary
 
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GSP needs to investigate this with Nick Diaz. Now thats a show
 
Psychedelics in the water supply??
 
You might dig this movie (just watched it last night); really well done imo



Watched that movie tonight. I liked it. It is well done considering the reveal is a topic that has been covered in many other films but its always interesting. I don't want to give any spoilers but it kept me hooked in until the end. I thought little bro was going to get with Anna, she was looking good.

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Watched that movie tonight. I liked it. It is well done considering the reveal is a topic that has been covered in many other films but its always interesting. I don't want to give any spoilers but it kept me hooked in until the end. I thought little bro was going to get with Anna, she was looking good.

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Glad you dug it. They have another movie that is very HP Lovecraft that is pretty good. Not amazing, but original and impressive considering the low budget.
 
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