Can’t we all just talk about eating ass and jerking each other off like we used to
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Your friends sound like pussiesI used to play basketball at the YMCA with this tall blonde smoke. I told my friends that I'd like to eat her ass even if it meant doing so after a few hours of pickup games.
They were appalled.
I used to play basketball at the YMCA with this tall blonde smoke. I told my friends that I'd like to eat her ass even if it meant doing so after a few hours of pickup games.
They were appalled.
Your friends sound like pussies
I stand by my statementTheir mouths don’t smell of ass, though.
I used to play basketball at the YMCA with this tall blonde smoke. I told my friends that I'd like to eat her ass even if it meant doing so after a few hours of pickup games.
They were appalled.
I think about both.
Your friends sound like pussies
This just in guys, straight sex is gay because you have to acknowledge dicks exist to make it.The part where you're imagining how many cocks an imaginary monster has.
This just in guys, straight sex is gay because you have to acknowledge dicks exist to make it.
Close your eyes, dummyI didn’t take my CBD Oil tonight and now I can’t sleep.
Obviously the logic he's working by here is that straight sex is 50% gay because there's a dick involved. There's lesbian sex which you might assume is less gay because there's no dicks, but it's not because it's two chicks, so that's 100% gay. The most straight sex is between a woman and a female tranny with a dick because that comes out to 25% gay. You can't argue with the maths.