Purposefully awkward

[Jack Reacheround]

When I was 19, I peed on a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot.

I'm real good at it, you know? Peeing on people?

 

[SammyPops]

A lot of peeing posts in here ..... but no pooping yet. smh

 

[Horse Style]

I post on Sherdog

Disgusting

 

[DoctorTaco]

I play coy to attract chicks who like beta men.

 

[SammyPops]

I play coy to attract chicks who like beta men.

Enjoy a solid pegging do you?

Edit: have you met @lsa ?

 

[DoctorTaco]

Enjoy a solid pegging do you?

maybe I do and maybe I do

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I don't look where I pee...

 

[HunterSdVa29]

we had this girl that brought her bf (from another school) to our HS graduation party, and he did the handshake you alluded to TS.

So we all took it upon ourselves to try and force him to give a proper handshake, to no avail.

Dude was a master at the limpwrist handshake, like he was asking us to Waltz or some ish

 

[DoctorTaco]

Enjoy a solid pegging do you?

Edit: have you met @lsa ?

were BFFs now.

It's about reading the girl. Some women are put off by strong guys, they take it as cocky, bro-ey, arrogance. In these cases I slide into shy eye contact and a different posture. Alpha chicks I do the exact opposite. Eye contact, challenging statements, and ball swinging.

I'm also 32 and single, so there's that.

 

[DoctorTaco]

we had this girl that brought her bf (from another school) to our HS graduation party, and he did the handshake you alluded to TS.

So we all took it upon ourselves to try and force him to give a proper handshake, to no avail.

Dude was a master at the limpwrist handshake, like he was asking us to Waltz or some ish

when that happens you've got to alpha up and double down-

Kiss his hand like a lady of olde

 

[HunterSdVa29]

when that happens you've got to alpha up and double down-

Kiss his hand like a lady of olde

I tried to force an Arnold/CW handshake from Predator, nothing

dude juked me out midshake, it was actually kinda incredible

 

[SammyPops]

were BFFs now.

It's about reading the girl. Some women are put off by strong guys, they take it as cocky, bro-ey, arrogance. In these cases I slide into shy eye contact and a different posture. Alpha chicks I do the exact opposite. Eye contact, challenging statements, and ball swinging.

I'm also 32 and single, so there's that.

I hear ya I had a friend in undergrad who would play the virgin. He claimed there existed a certain kind of girl who wanted to be 'the 1st' for dudes.

 

[Organic Damage]

I no-sell the presence of people who appear in my cubicle to shoot the shit while I'm busy doing something.

 

[DoctorTaco]

I hear ya I had a friend in undergrad who would play the virgin. He claimed there existed a certain kind of girl who wanted to be 'the 1st' for dudes.

that would
Be tough when you finally do get to bed and start gun slinging like a pro. I guess at that point it doesn't matter tho

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

I like pretending that I've never heard of popular actors/movies/bands/TV shows/etc. and get the best, confused reactions from people.

 

[SammyPops]

we had this girl that brought her bf (from another school) to our HS graduation party, and he did the handshake you alluded to TS.

So we all took it upon ourselves to try and force him to give a proper handshake, to no avail.

Dude was a master at the limpwrist handshake, like he was asking us to Waltz or some ish

lol good for him. Did you feel dirty afterwards?

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

I close my eyes during conversations.

 

[The Diplomat]

Love old school Candid Camera.

 

[HOV]

When scratching my balls I always make eye contact with others...and I always call women broads in person

 

[sub_thug]

I karate kick and announce myself with my name and entrance theme for every room I enter into. Don't think it's awkward? Try showing up like this to a funeral or showing up late to a wedding...