Purposefully awkward

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  1. SammyPops

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    I do two things regularly to be purposefully awkward.

    1. I do limp handshakes, and not only that but I will my hadn back a bit so the other person gets my fingers more than my hand

    2. When I enter an elevator, I do not turn around and face the door/the way I just came in. I stay staring at teh back wall.

    What about you guys and girls?
     
  2. John Wang

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    I bust within 30 seconds.. on purpose! :oops:

    Minuteman crew checking in
     
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    Are handshakes the only thing you do limp?
     
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    I like my pasta over cooked. Is that the kind of thing you mean?
     
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    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    limp pasta... exactly what I was thinking off
     
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    i lol'd picturing this.
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    If there are 3 urinals in a restroom, I take the middle one so people have to stand right next to me to pee. If I get in there, and someone is already at a urinal, I awkwardly walk over to the mirror and pretend to fix my hair or something until they are done, then use the urinal.

    After I use the urinal, or any public restroom toilet, I take 20 paper towels out of the dispenser, walk into a stall, and start wiping down my entire body. Then, I exit the stall, throw away the paper towels, and do it again.


    I have seen people do all of those things at my work.
     
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    I'd say about 1 in every 20 elevator stunt, someone will ask me to turn around. I either respond with 'no dice' or 'pardon me sir?'
     
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    I pee in the sink.
     
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    a ha! ticked you. I'm all about eldanta ... sometimes ever firm and hard pasta. Take that bruz!
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I stand at the middle one but pee across to the one to the far left.
     
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    I call everyone "Sugar tits."
     
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    I travel a lot so I am in and out of airports. I always thought it would be funny to pull my pants all the way down to the floor and pee (like a toddler). I did this a couple of times and got some laughs. Onetime a dude did the same thing next to me when I did it. We both got a laugh. Then we banged. Just kidding about the bang part.
     
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    I insist on shaking hands before and after sex.
     
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    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    When I was 19, I peed on a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot.
     
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    Nothing awkward about that. Just proper etiquette.
     
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