Premier League Thread 2017/18 v89: Salah edition

[Concrete]

literally took the cutest selfie with my agender bestie after my phone got rekt btw

i wasn't even mad coz she was with me lmao

Does this person actually exist or is she just in your mind?

 

[Chules]

OH YEAH

I was like 'I'm really surprised you like music like Pvris but aren't heavily into Pvris, why not, the lead singer is a lesbian and does a ton for LGBT rights?!'

she went 'OMG she's a lesbian?! That's a game changer, I thought she was straight'

lol

 

[EOW]

Does this person actually exist or is she just in your mind?

Popcorn.gif

 

[Chules]

Does this person actually exist or is she just in your mind?

Uvee can confirm

he's seen her

 

[Rawex]

then we went to bossman, i bought a mini pizza and got free chips, and i gave her the chips

Sounds like a date to me

 

[Chules]

Sounds like a date to me

she was like 'i feel bad for eating all your chips'

and i was like 'I wasn't gonna eat them anyway!'

lol

she's seen my obese photos

 

[Chules]

but yea, the week and a bit before my exam

she spent the whole week, everyday, revising with me

she got top decile

I got 3rd

teamwork.

 

[Chules]

and just generally helping my mood lol

 

[Chules]

decile
ˈdɛsʌɪl/
noun
STATISTICS

1. each of ten equal groups into which a population can be divided according to the distribution of values of a particular variable.
   "the lowest income decile of the population"
   • each of the nine values of the random variable which divide a population into ten deciles.

 

[Chules]

the old cunt I knew before would always be like

'i cant revise with other people'

 

[Rawex]

she's seen my obese photos

Good lord why would you do that to someone you like?

 

[Deleted member 405583]

So your betting career is over before it even started.

So you're not betting?

 

[Concrete]

the old cunt I knew before would always be like

'i cant revise with other people'

You're well shot of that one imo

 

[Spoken]

are you dating this non-gender person, Tules? Does that automatically make you bi?

 

[Chules]

You're well shot of that one imo

yup

shit works out how it works out

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

she was like 'i feel bad for eating all your chips'

and i was like 'I wasn't gonna eat them anyway!'

lol

she's seen my obese photos

You don't have to post the video anymore. Falsedawn bless.

 

[Chules]

are you dating this non-gender person, Tules? Does that automatically make you bi?

no she has a girlfriend and im not attached to her lol

she's my bestie now tho

 

[Chules]

Good lord why would you do that to someone you like?

coz she's my friend!

first time i spoke to her we spoke about ketamine and mood disorders lmao

 

[Chules]

I was like OMG i was gonna choose that topic too for my essay....

then we spoke about MH shit and I knew I could trust her and we've been friends since

 

[Rawex]

coz she's my friend!

first time i spoke to her we spoke about ketamine and mood disorders lmao