Premier League Thread 2017/18 v89: Salah edition

[Chules]

she tells me shit as it is too

doesn't sugar coat anything if im being a fass to her lol

 

[Rawex]

she tells me shit as it is too

doesn't sugar coat anything if im being a fass to her lol

Well thats nice. Going to bed so good night lads

 

[Chules]

and she sends me her work lmao

 

[Chules]

Well thats nice. Going to bed so good night lads

night pal

xoxxoxoxoxo

am sleeping soon

 

[Chules]

Moussa Sissoko 70m run solo goal, dribbling 5 players then casually nutmegging the goalkeeper

 

[Concrete]

she tells me shit as it is too

doesn't sugar coat anything if im being a fass to her lol

Must happen a lot.

 

[Concrete]

@Tules sorry now I'm just being a git. I'm glad there's someone you can talk to.

 

[EOW]

@Tules sorry now I'm just being a git. I'm glad there's someone you can talk to.

Another one

 

[Concrete]

Another one

Must you shit on anything good weo?

 

[EOW]

Must you shit on anything good weo?

pretty much mate

 

[Concrete]

pretty much mate

 

[frenz]

Cunt

 

[EOW]

now is the time to say sorry to Frenz

 

[EOW]

now is the time to say sorry to Frenz

Cunt

maybe not

 

[frenz]

maybe not

 

[wang xiangzhai]

then we went to bossman, i bought a mini pizza and got free chips, and i gave her the chips

A fine english gentleman if I ever saw one

 

[xtramob]

One more day with Dr Mueller-wolfhart and I'll be ready to take the pitch again

 

[Twelve75]

Does this person actually exist or is she just in your mind?

 

[Chules]

Sanchez the £600,000-a-week misfit: Isolated star often eats alone in the United canteen and club fear he will flop like Di Maria

 

[Chules]

Mourinho used a bizarre analogy to describe the striker.

"If you don’t have a dog to go hunting but only have a cat, you have to take your cat," said Mourinho. "You’ll catch less, but you’ll catch something all the same."

In a documentary aired on French channel Canal+, Benzema opened up on the incident.

"We always had a good relationship, but after that, there were expressions and statements that were not necessarily well-intentioned," said the 29-year-old.

"I had the impression that it made him laugh."

Frustrated by the quip, Benzema reveals he went directly to the manager's door to hold discussions with him.

"I told him what I had to say, it took an hour," added Benzema. "I'm a football player, you're my coach, I respect you, respect me as a player.

"From that moment on, there was no cat, no dog or whatever.

"I am shy but if you mock me I'm going to be direct."

@Rawex maureen got SHOOK