One year in a Brazilian prison = $1 Million tax free.. would you?

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by WorldofWarcraft, Dec 5, 2017.

  1. OvaryHugger

    OvaryHugger Let's Palaver! Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2014
    Messages:
    9,355
    Likes Received:
    3,260
    Location:
    Classified
    It's good to see you guys dancing all the way out of the closet these days.
     
  2. SammyPops

    SammyPops Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2007
    Messages:
    18,946
    Likes Received:
    9,583
    Location:
    Sitting beside Patient Zero
    Hard to put a price on being away from my family and you know being gang ass rpaed daily, but I know $1M USD aint enough.
     
  3. TheWorm

    TheWorm Red Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2015
    Messages:
    8,070
    Likes Received:
    16,612
    Location:
    The top soil in your garden.
    You don’t get the money till the end. Your plan won’t work.
     
  4. Adamant

    Adamant GOLD BELT Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2009
    Messages:
    20,033
    Likes Received:
    6,937
    No. Absolutely not.
     
  5. Cint

    Cint Titanium Belt Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2009
    Messages:
    47,870
    Likes Received:
    53,608
    Location:
    New Orleans
    [​IMG]
     
    SmilinDesperado likes this.
  6. Dreadlock666

    Dreadlock666 Founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2004
    Messages:
    2,744
    Likes Received:
    1,030
    Location:
    Melbourne, Australia
    See here's a way of looking at it right.

    In my mind I would think of it as "you have a year to make $1mil on the outside OTHERWISE you're going to a Brazilian prison".

    I'm sure that would be motivation enough.
     
  7. HereticBD

    HereticBD Steel Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    29,063
    Likes Received:
    35,726
    Shit man, I wouldn't even go to the slums for a year for a measly million, let alone prison.

    Fuck dat.
     
  8. HIMBOB

    HIMBOB Steel Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,481
    Likes Received:
    6,943
    I have 100k i could invest to make 1m.

    Hell i have i could simply max my credit cards to cover the 60k till i get paid at the end. I used to work for a bank and part of their staff package was a very good and life long deal on personal credit.

    And of course banks are always willing to give credit to people with good credit scores.


    Still doesn't mean my plan would work but getting 100k isn't going to be a problem.
     
  9. Don Quixote

    Don Quixote Heart of a Lion

    Joined:
    May 22, 2007
    Messages:
    3,342
    Likes Received:
    2,550
    Location:
    Kentucky
    I’d never make it out alive. So, no.
     
  10. Jayzer193

    Jayzer193 Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2008
    Messages:
    1,598
    Likes Received:
    1,620
    Ding ding ding!

    End up wearing a "I survived gang sodomy and all I got was some pruno" shirt.
     
    Sonny likes this.
  11. Sonny

    Sonny Titanium Belt

    Joined:
    May 19, 2003
    Messages:
    47,685
    Likes Received:
    4,620
    Location:
    Vancouver
    Took me years to get that scene out of my head.
     
  12. Jayzer193

    Jayzer193 Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2008
    Messages:
    1,598
    Likes Received:
    1,620
    I must credit that very scene for keeping me on the straight and narrow when it came to doing certain money making opportunities that could land me in jail. That specific scene really actually had me take a pass on a few things that I could have done. Thanks American me, for being my moral helper.
     
  13. Medulla Omoplata

    Medulla Omoplata Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2017
    Messages:
    4,406
    Likes Received:
    12,031
    Seeing as I make that much in about 6 months living my normal life... no.
     
  14. Fedorgasm

    Fedorgasm Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2008
    Messages:
    10,046
    Likes Received:
    8,981
    Man you're all "glass half empty" types.

    Rather than focus on how much you get ass raped, why not think about all the ass raping you'll get to do?

    Positive thinking, boys

    <seedat>
     
  15. CrimsonFan

    CrimsonFan Silver Belt

    Joined:
    May 1, 2009
    Messages:
    14,719
    Likes Received:
    10,685
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    I would do it.

    I could live easily off a million for for 10 years and be having a great time.

    I think I could lie low.
     
  16. AshiharaFan

    AshiharaFan Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    2,620
    Likes Received:
    1,371
    Location:
    Far Down The Rabbit Hole
    Only on one condition.

     
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2017
  17. ventrue

    ventrue <img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/245zjwo.gif"> Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2005
    Messages:
    13,058
    Likes Received:
    1,080
    Location:
    Houston, Texas
    Only if I can cell up w/ Lady Di, from the Carandiru movie.
     
  18. Organic Damage

    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2013
    Messages:
    14,028
    Likes Received:
    10,036
    Location:
    The Zone
    Yeah at first I was like "Sure, how much could it cost to fix a blown out asshole?" but after seeing this... yeesh. You just know he got ALL the aids.
     

Share This Page