One year in a Brazilian prison = $1 Million tax free.. would you?

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  1. OvaryHugger

    OvaryHugger Let's Palaver! Platinum Member

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    It's good to see you guys dancing all the way out of the closet these days.
     
  2. SammyPops

    SammyPops Gold Belt

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    Hard to put a price on being away from my family and you know being gang ass rpaed daily, but I know $1M USD aint enough.
     
  3. TheWorm

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    You don’t get the money till the end. Your plan won’t work.
     
  4. Adamant

    Adamant GOLD BELT

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    No. Absolutely not.
     
  5. Cint

    Cint Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    See here's a way of looking at it right.

    In my mind I would think of it as "you have a year to make $1mil on the outside OTHERWISE you're going to a Brazilian prison".

    I'm sure that would be motivation enough.
     
  7. HereticBD

    HereticBD Steel Belt

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    Shit man, I wouldn't even go to the slums for a year for a measly million, let alone prison.

    Fuck dat.
     
  8. HIMBOB

    HIMBOB Steel Belt

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    I have 100k i could invest to make 1m.

    Hell i have i could simply max my credit cards to cover the 60k till i get paid at the end. I used to work for a bank and part of their staff package was a very good and life long deal on personal credit.

    And of course banks are always willing to give credit to people with good credit scores.


    Still doesn't mean my plan would work but getting 100k isn't going to be a problem.
     
  9. Don Quixote

    Don Quixote Heart of a Lion

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    I’d never make it out alive. So, no.
     
  10. Jayzer193

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    Ding ding ding!

    End up wearing a "I survived gang sodomy and all I got was some pruno" shirt.
     
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    Took me years to get that scene out of my head.
     
  12. Jayzer193

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    I must credit that very scene for keeping me on the straight and narrow when it came to doing certain money making opportunities that could land me in jail. That specific scene really actually had me take a pass on a few things that I could have done. Thanks American me, for being my moral helper.
     
  13. Medulla Omoplata

    Medulla Omoplata Black Belt

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    Seeing as I make that much in about 6 months living my normal life... no.
     
  14. Fedorgasm

    Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    Man you're all "glass half empty" types.

    Rather than focus on how much you get ass raped, why not think about all the ass raping you'll get to do?

    Positive thinking, boys

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  15. CrimsonFan

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    I would do it.

    I could live easily off a million for for 10 years and be having a great time.

    I think I could lie low.
     
  16. AshiharaFan

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    Only if I can cell up w/ Lady Di, from the Carandiru movie.
     
  18. Organic Damage

    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    Yeah at first I was like "Sure, how much could it cost to fix a blown out asshole?" but after seeing this... yeesh. You just know he got ALL the aids.
     

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