One year in a Brazilian prison = $1 Million tax free.. would you? | Page 4

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  1. OvaryHugger Let's Palaver!

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    It's good to see you guys dancing all the way out of the closet these days.
     
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  2. SammyPops Gold Belt

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    Hard to put a price on being away from my family and you know being gang ass rpaed daily, but I know $1M USD aint enough.
     
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  3. TheWorm Black Belt

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    You don’t get the money till the end. Your plan won’t work.
     
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    No. Absolutely not.
     
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  5. Cint Risen

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  6. Dreadlock666 Founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army

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    See here's a way of looking at it right.

    In my mind I would think of it as "you have a year to make $1mil on the outside OTHERWISE you're going to a Brazilian prison".

    I'm sure that would be motivation enough.
     
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  7. HereticBD Gold Belt

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    Shit man, I wouldn't even go to the slums for a year for a measly million, let alone prison.

    Fuck dat.
     
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  8. HIMBOB Steel Belt

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    I have 100k i could invest to make 1m.

    Hell i have i could simply max my credit cards to cover the 60k till i get paid at the end. I used to work for a bank and part of their staff package was a very good and life long deal on personal credit.

    And of course banks are always willing to give credit to people with good credit scores.


    Still doesn't mean my plan would work but getting 100k isn't going to be a problem.
     
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  9. Don Quixote Heart of a Lion

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    I’d never make it out alive. So, no.
     
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  10. Jayzer193 Purple Belt

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    Ding ding ding!

    End up wearing a "I survived gang sodomy and all I got was some pruno" shirt.
     
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  11. Sonny Titanium Belt

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    Took me years to get that scene out of my head.
     
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  12. Jayzer193 Purple Belt

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    I must credit that very scene for keeping me on the straight and narrow when it came to doing certain money making opportunities that could land me in jail. That specific scene really actually had me take a pass on a few things that I could have done. Thanks American me, for being my moral helper.
     
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  13. Medulla Omoplata Green Belt

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    Seeing as I make that much in about 6 months living my normal life... no.
     
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  14. Fedorgasm Red Belt

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    Man you're all "glass half empty" types.

    Rather than focus on how much you get ass raped, why not think about all the ass raping you'll get to do?

    Positive thinking, boys

    <seedat>
     
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  15. CrimsonFan Silver Belt

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    I would do it.

    I could live easily off a million for for 10 years and be having a great time.

    I think I could lie low.
     
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    Only if I can cell up w/ Lady Di, from the Carandiru movie.
     
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  18. Organic Damage Alive and ticking inside

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    Yeah at first I was like "Sure, how much could it cost to fix a blown out asshole?" but after seeing this... yeesh. You just know he got ALL the aids.
     
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