One year in a Brazilian prison = $1 Million tax free.. would you? | Page 2

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  1. TheWorm Black Belt

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    Need more info. Maybe. I would go in all churchy and try to help inmates. Maybe teach or get an authority position where I'm good with guards and inmates.

    If that guy raped a 1 year old, that's what happens.
     
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    "hey everyone, I'm here for a year...not looking for any trouble..."

    "What are you in a Brazilian prison for, white boy?"

    "Oh, just here doing one of those crazy World of Warcraft challenges for a million dollars..."

    *Gets raped by 20 inmates, then stabbed in the anus with a crudely made Christmas tree shaped knife*

    Thanks wow!
     
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    I can’t even speak Portuguese
     
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    I wouldn't go to any prison in the U.S. let alone Brazil for any amount of money.
     
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    Portuguese is an awful sounding language as well. Every time I watch Brazilian pron I've gotta turn the volume down. Imagine having to listen to that shit while you're getting assraped?
     
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    What do you mean, "imagine"?
     
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    You know what? I'd be willing to split half with Colby if we share a cell. Together we can rule over these filthy animals.
     
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    Is this rich mans or poor mans prison?
     
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    Worth it. Maybe.
     
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  14. mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Why are American prisons all about the buttsex? Not so in Asia.
     
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  15. mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    How you know, bro?
    <6>
     
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    I've been on liveleak enough to know I wouldn't do it for one year free in Brazil let alone it's prisons.
     
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  18. SmilinDesperado Black Belt

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    And fuck no to this question.
    I'm sexy and ripped as fuck, and American to boot. I'd have a target on my sweet ass. All them Brazilian boys trying to get some grade A USA beef
    Id be going out like a Diaz
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    Getting teh AIDS for a million dollars is not a good trade, TS
     
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    Im thinking offering 100k to the baddest MFer in there to ensure i survive.
    $5k at the start of each month and $40k at the end of the 12th.

    Even then maybe not.

    The defining characteristic of vigilante justice is no need to properly provide proof.
    Accusation is enough and the worse the accusations the less proof is required.
     
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  20. HIMBOB Steel Belt

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    Accusation = guilt to an angry crowd.
     
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