One year in a Brazilian prison = $1 Million tax free.. would you?

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  1. TheWorm

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    Need more info. Maybe. I would go in all churchy and try to help inmates. Maybe teach or get an authority position where I'm good with guards and inmates.

    If that guy raped a 1 year old, that's what happens.
     
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    "hey everyone, I'm here for a year...not looking for any trouble..."

    "What are you in a Brazilian prison for, white boy?"

    "Oh, just here doing one of those crazy World of Warcraft challenges for a million dollars..."

    *Gets raped by 20 inmates, then stabbed in the anus with a crudely made Christmas tree shaped knife*

    Thanks wow!
     
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  5. TheWorm

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    I can’t even speak Portuguese
     
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    I wouldn't go to any prison in the U.S. let alone Brazil for any amount of money.
     
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    Não, obrigado.
     
  9. Zer

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    Portuguese is an awful sounding language as well. Every time I watch Brazilian pron I've gotta turn the volume down. Imagine having to listen to that shit while you're getting assraped?
     
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    What do you mean, "imagine"?
     
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    You know what? I'd be willing to split half with Colby if we share a cell. Together we can rule over these filthy animals.
     
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    Is this rich mans or poor mans prison?
     
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    Worth it. Maybe.
     
  14. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Why are American prisons all about the buttsex? Not so in Asia.
     
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    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    How you know, bro?
    <6>
     
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    I've been on liveleak enough to know I wouldn't do it for one year free in Brazil let alone it's prisons.
     
  18. SmilinDesperado

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    And fuck no to this question.
    I'm sexy and ripped as fuck, and American to boot. I'd have a target on my sweet ass. All them Brazilian boys trying to get some grade A USA beef
    Id be going out like a Diaz
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    Getting teh AIDS for a million dollars is not a good trade, TS
     
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    Im thinking offering 100k to the baddest MFer in there to ensure i survive.
    $5k at the start of each month and $40k at the end of the 12th.

    Even then maybe not.

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    Accusation is enough and the worse the accusations the less proof is required.
     
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    Accusation = guilt to an angry crowd.
     

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