One year in a Brazilian prison = $1 Million tax free.. would you?

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  1. Fatman1

    Fatman1 White Belt

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    Easy money.

    Set aside $1000 per week for 'protection' and you'd be safe.

    You'd still make $948,000 profit. That's a good salary.
     
  2. Strychnine

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  3. Gangsters_Paradise

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    What makes you think he wont demand more to keep him from killing you himself

    Checkmate
     
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  4. Zer

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    American pron is full of anal. Asian pron full of bukkake

    Sequel to this thread could be '1 million to be a janitor in an Asian prison for 1 year'
     
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  5. HIMBOB

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    You don't tell him you are getting 1 million dollars.
    This 100k is money you stole which is why you are in here.
     
  6. Kraysla

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    A million dollars isn't worth an entire year. It would feel like an eternity, and is not enough money considering the risk. 10 million might make people consider and actually do it.
     
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    American Me?
     
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    Only if it's a prison for transsexuals. @Zer
     
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  9. Zer

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    Catch me in the right mood and I might even PAY one million to spend a year in a Brazilian tranny prison
     
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    Only prison I'd ever go to is in Norway or Sweden where they take good care of their crooks
     
  11. Gangsters_Paradise

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    you think these guys are that dumb why would you give away 100k if that's all you have they know you have more they'll take that 100k and demand more or it's your balls in your mouth. What other choice do you have now you're in their prison and you just told everyone you have 100 grand that automatically makes you a target.

    You don't flaunt money in prison otherwise your ass is grass other prisoners will demand payment for protection and it will just go on and on unless you nutup
     
  12. Cint

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    If I have sex with a tranny does that make me a gay?
     
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  13. Zer

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    In prison it's all about power, not pleasure. Just keep telling yourself that.
     
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    I'm into giving and not taking.
     
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  15. SmilinDesperado

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    Give me a BJ, playboy
    <{silvanormal}>
     
  16. hillelslovak87

    hillelslovak87 Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Now this is pod racing!!!
    Dude, some prison gang would have his butthole on a keychain within 8 hours.
     
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  17. no fat chicks

    no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    Id flip a coin on it. I'm sure it's not as bad as they say still not great though
     
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  18. LEGS MAHONEY

    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    I NO TELL!!!!
    TBF im an organizer type id prolly lead the prisoners in a soccer match vs the team of guards longest yard style
     
  19. rearnakedchoke

    rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    Not even for brazilian dollars.
     
  20. bufetadanacara

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    He shouldn't be in prison for something like that. They need to just off all the garbage. Tax payer money to house and feed these animals- that should be a crime.


    TS, no, I wouldn't do it.
     

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