One year in a Brazilian prison = $1 Million tax free.. would you?

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  1. WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin

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    You are given one million US dollars, tax free, if you spend an entire year inside a Brazilian prison. Upon release, your bank account will instantly be added the amount owed.

    Type "Brazil prison riot" on Youtube and click on the first video to get a glimpse of what goes on inside a prison in Brazil.

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  2. Drew Peasack Orange Belt

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    seeing as I may not get out alive. no


    also $1 million would cover all of the therapy Id need to cope with he unwanted buttsecks id get in there
     
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  3. 13 others Purple Belt

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    Id do it for free. Imagine all the ass id get.
     
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  4. Magooglie Steel Belt

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    Is there a really nice Brazilian prison for the rich people? I'll go to that one.
     
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    I'm too attractive for prison, especially brazilian prison.
     
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  6. WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin

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    You mean all the dick you'd get.

    This man was raped in a Brazilian prison by over 20 men. It was so bad that they had to stitch and staple his ass back together...

    ... only for the stitches and staples to be torn apart after they raped him again.

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    can I have my own cell which I never have to leave with tv cable and wifi. then yes if not hells no
     
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    Not, my ass health has no price.
     
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    I think I can survive it. I not rape any children.
     
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    It’s a no from me, bruh!
     
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  12. Kalmah Gold Belt

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    Abso-fucking-lutely not considering they regularly have riots where dozens of people are killed. I've seen pictures of the aftermath with a bisected human torso with no head/arms hanging from a swing set for example.

    There was one that happened earlier this year in January which got a decent bit of coverage too, something like 50 people died.
     
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    Time is money. Money is not time.
     
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    wasnt this the dude that raped and killed his son and the inmates found out and dished out some vigilante justice?

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  15. Zer Gold Belt

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    I saw some of those prison riot vids and it was some hell on earth type shit. I'd probably end up as a head on a spike getting passed around like a fleshlight
     
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  16. bad seed Labor Creates All Wealth

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    you conveniently left out the fact that he was in prison for raping his 1 year old stepson.
     
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    im listening.....
     
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    Pic is useless without context. IIRC, he was a child rapist or murderer. 20 men don't consecutively rape another man for no reason (as ridiculous as that sounds)
     
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    Foooook no

    I've seen the videos
     
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