My ongoing issues at Costco

[rorydaboss]

Are you fat Sara?

 

[Jory]

And your sideburns.

On the subject of sideburns,

How long do you think sideburns should be these days?

Mine are currently just above the bottoms of my ear lobes, so longish, but not mutton chops long.

Since I'm newly single and don't care enough to do any research, I'm conducting the sherdog OT pole.

 

[Sara]

Are you fat Sara?

No

Are you?

 

[Sara]

On the subject of sideburns,

How long do you think sideburns should be these days?

Mine are currently just above the bottoms of my ear lobes, so longish, but not mutton chops long.

Since I'm newly single and don't care enough to do any research, I'm conducting the sherdog OT pole.

Honestly depends on the guy. I like some scruff, but nothing cartoonish.

 

[Sara]

ahhhh... so you're checking out my pics again eh sweet tits?

What pics?

 

[axhand1e]

you know...

 

[tardzilla]

Good.

legit lol

 

[rorydaboss]

No

Are you?

Yeah. I think you are too though to be honest.

 

[Sara]

you know...

I honestly don't.

I only know you have (or had) a mullet cause it was talked about.

I just assumed you had sideburns I could make fun of.

 

[Sara]

Yeah. I think you are too though to be honest.

Oh no!

A random alcoholic poster from sherdog thinks I'm fat!

 

[Sara]

legit lol

I can't believe you cringed at Erin Hannon. She was hilarious.

 

[Cherdawg]

Yeah. I think you are too though to be honest.

She's short, not fat.

You can fix one.. Not the other.

Spoiler

sorry sara lol

 

[tardzilla]

I can't believe you cringed at Erin Hannon. She was hilarious.

No no this is why I cringed. I think she's funny too

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Sorry, I just assumed you had seen that vid

 

[Sara]

I'm going to have to stock up on allergy meds at Costco. They better sell eye drops too.

 

[Jory]

No no this is why I cringed. I think she's funny too

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Sorry, I just assumed you had seen that vid

I literally lol'd but I 'm pretty fuckin drunk.

 

[Sara]

I can't see the vid on my iPad, describe it in detail please.

 

[Jory]

I can't see the vid on my iPad, describe it in detail please.

She is super fucking enthusiastic about giving a blowjob with her teeth/making her mouth like a desert to make the blowjob better/smashing his dick/testicles to make the blowjob flatter.

He asks her not to do any of those things, please. and offers to have sex with her vagina, which she will make dry like a desert.

Of course her delivery is better than mine.

Plus I can't help but think of her Saturday morning *more you know* commercial on NBC. which makes this video creepier, imo.

 

[Sara]

She is super fucking enthusiastic about giving a blowjob with her teeth/making her mouth like a desert to make the blowjob better/smashing his dick/testicles to make the blowjob flatter.

He asks her not to do any of those things, please. and offers to have sex with her vagina, which she will make dry like a desert.

Of course her delivery is better than mine.

Plus I can't help but think of her Saturday morning *more you know* commercial on NBC. which makes this video creepier, imo.

Wtf she made a more you know commercial? I have seen one in ages!!


Now describe that to me in full detail

 

[Jory]

Wtf she made a more you know commercial? I have seen one in ages!!


Now describe that to me in full detail

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Does a "commercial break dance" and tells kids it is a fun way to get healthy.

 

[tardzilla]

she is setting you up for dubbs Jory.