My ongoing issues at Costco

[Nnedd]

I think I'm going to end up getting in a fight there. It seems inevitable at this point.


When you check out, you all funnel into a line and leave, and the people at the door check your receipt. It ends up being a pain in the ass, because you walk past the food counter and it's slow going.

But I saw that on the left, it was clear sailing. So passed everyone quickly and bypassed the slow fat people who act as though their shopping carts are walkers. Normally I don't cut in lines, it's rude. But this isn't a line. It's a slow moving stamped of obesity, without lanes. I wasn't cutting, I was just bypassing the slow moving tsunami of diabetes.

The lady right in front of me had been a fat housewife with a flatbed shopping cart loaded with stacks of cheese danish, potato chips and cases of soda. Apparently, I pissed her off.

I was at the exit getting my receipt checked, and my gf caught up to me, laughing her ass off.

She said that when I went around the fat lady with the flatbed of food, the lady yelled, "It's not a race! Sorry I'm not fast enough for you! I hate this shit!!!!".

I didn't hear her. But then I could hear her further back in line say "It's just so rude!!!".




I left. I'm not interested in getting into a shouting match at Costco. But fuckin a, it's like this stuff seeks me out. I can just tell, one day, it's going to pop off.



Kind of a let down of a story. Cliffs :

• Got yelled at by a fat lady at Costco for walking faster than she was
  

Bonus content :


I know I say "would hit" to alot of questionable women. I snapped a picture of a "WOULD NOT HIT" leaving Sprouts this weekend.

That linebacker is shoe horned into those jeans and boots like a mother fucker. Not sure what the look she's going for is there, but it is no good.

 

[MPH]

Quit being so rude at Costco

 

[Nnedd]

That's the thing.

When we were putting groceries into the car, my gf and I talked.


GF : What funny is that you are an asshole all the time and no one says anything, but this time you weren't even being an asshole.

Nnedd : I'm not an asshole.

GF : No, but you act like one all the time.

Nnedd : No I don't.


/scene



I wasn't even doing anything wrong.

 

[Dash Superstud]

Why are her ankles so tiny? It looks like a grapefruit balancing on two little toothpicks.

 

[Nnedd]

It wasn't any better from the front.

 

[Sara]

Poor Nnedd.

 

[RR]

She looks to be on a collision course with that jeep.

Poor jeep

 

[Nnedd]

Seriously. She is both an immovable object and an unstoppable force.

 

[Pupi]

Haha. That's partly why I don't go to costco or to walmart, I just hate the lines and all of the mouth breathers dry heaving right in the back of my neck. Fuck that noise. Next time just toss her a biscuit or a croissant and she'll shut her trap for a couple seconds and then she'll forget.

 

[Serana]

You didn't do anything wrong. She was just tired from shopping and cranky.

 

[Spliff]

I fuckin hate the funnel line. Who invented that shit?

I didn't spend years of my life perfecting the art of knowing what line is going the fastest, to have some bozo fuck it all up with a "fair play" line strategy.

Get in where you fit in, survival of the fuckin fittest.

 

[0vary hugger**]

That's not fat,just american.

 

[Ring Shark98]

The funnel line is definitely irritating. They don't even look half the god damn time.

 

[Spliff]

The funnel line is definitely irritating. They don't even look half the god damn time.

I went to Mike D's the other day and even they had a funnel line. I was fuckin pissed. Especially because I felt like I had entered a short line, when some chick behind me kissed her teeth said "xcuse me but u not in da right line get in da back an wait like errbody else"

What I wanted to say was "How about you stop being a lazy fuckin bitch and get a job and stop eating Mcdonald's"

I don't know why that thought raced across my head. I didn't know if she had a job or not, if she was actually lazy, and I was about to eat the same McDonald's that she was about to eat.

 

[Nnedd]

Reason is not required in shit talking people in line at McDonalds.

Anything goes.


"That's what your mom said when I saw her in the alley behind the bowling alley last night."


You don't know her mother, you don't know she's a whore, you don't know if there even is an alley behind the bowling alley.


Doesn't matter.

 

[Spliff]

Good point Nnedd. But for some odd reason, I have an irrational fear of big athletic and explosive ladies. I'm not ready for that type of confidence. She knocked the cool out of my walk. I entered the Micky D's as a sharpshooting line maverick ready to get in and out like I was all business, and I left feeling like a bullied kid that was just let out of a locker.

 

[Wolveswithkeys]

Why are her ankles so tiny? It looks like a grapefruit balancing on two little toothpicks.

because from the looks of it she's got them jammed into a pair of heeled boots that are barely supporting her weight. I'm sure she has to practically peel them off when she gets home.

 

[Nnedd]

Good point Nnedd. But for some odd reason, I have an irrational fear of big athletic and explosive ladies. I'm not ready for that type of confidence. She knocked the cool out of my walk. I entered the Micky D's as a sharpshooting line maverick ready to get in and out like I was all business, and I left feeling like a bullied kid that was just let out of a locker.

 

[Nnedd]

because from the looks of it she's got them jammed into a pair of heeled boots that are barely supporting her weight. I'm sure she has to practically peel them off when she gets home.

Those are one time use pants, I think.


Jam into them, cut them off, throw them away.

 

[RR]

Good point Nnedd. But for some odd reason, I have an irrational fear of big athletic and explosive ladies. I'm not ready for that type of confidence. She knocked the cool out of my walk. I entered the Micky D's as a sharpshooting line maverick ready to get in and out like I was all business, and I left feeling like a bullied kid that was just let out of a locker.

Nobody wants to end up on World Star