MMA Translator for Newbs

[NHB7]

Brock Lesnar was the best HW of all time = I’m a wrestling fan that came to this forum following Brock’s career and now that he’s done, I’ll be leaving.

 

[NHB7]

he was never that good and just shows he fought cans and the new fighters are better.

All of his opponents were cans = 2 of his opponents were cans

 

[NHB7]

UFC just got recognized in ESPN magazine = a female mma fighter did a nude photo shoot.

 

[NHB7]

He’s a brawler = he has terrible defense and looping punches.

 

[NHB7]

This was the biggest win of his career = this was his most recent win.

 

[NHB7]

I want to thank all my fans, but this was my last fight = I’ll be fighting again in 9 months to a year.

 

[fastone]

I see

Wasn't efficient with his energy, fought the bigger man = he will never defend his belt

I see what you did there

 

[caliboi74lv]

'he is a BJJ expert" = only has two wins by submission

 

[Kingz]

"One of the best p4p" = manlet

 

[caliboi74lv]

I'm working on the intricacies of details of maneuvers that he still doesn't even know the names of. = I'm getting the shit beat out of me

 

[Flashguard]

That choke is tight! = He’s going to escape the choke soon

 

[JohnMandick]

He has world-class X = He does not have world class X

Don’t leave it to the judges = Judges are terrible and will probably fuck this up

He’s need to drop a weight class = He sucks

He needs to go up a weight class = He sucks

 

[Roman_23]

He was never good anyway = he is probably decent, but you are triggered and need to win some arguments here on sherdog

 

[caliboi74lv]

'he went out on his shield' = he was getting outclassed and lit up, but threw a couple punches before he was brutally KO'd

 

[caliboi74lv]

He has world-class X = He does not have world class X

Don’t leave it to the judges = Judges are terrible and will probably fuck this up

He’s need to drop a weight class = He sucks

He needs to go up a weight class = He sucks

"don't leave it to the judges" if you aren't popular or fighting in your own backyard, they will def fuck it up

 

[LoneStalker]

"I had a great camp" = There is a bunch of do-nothing and ball-lickers that I have to pay.


"He tagged him!" = It's a fist fight and someone got punched. Move along.

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

"He's athletic" = He's black and jacked

And the corollary: I'm a jacked white boy - I take my coffee with cream and anabolic steroids

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

"He never hurt me in the fight." = Dude, i don't even remember the fight and I see three of you right now.

I'll never ever get over that Tiki vs Lawler post fight interview.

 

[YeahNo]

"I thought I did enough to win" = 1. I'm too stupid to know when I'm losing a fight or 2. I was too scared to go for the finish or 3. I got my ass thoroughly kicked but I'm trying to save face

 

[unfinishable]

"Everyone is on steroids" = Anderson Silva fans