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  1. NHB7

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    Brock Lesnar was the best HW of all time = I’m a wrestling fan that came to this forum following Brock’s career and now that he’s done, I’ll be leaving.
     
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    All of his opponents were cans = 2 of his opponents were cans
     
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    UFC just got recognized in ESPN magazine = a female mma fighter did a nude photo shoot.
     
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    He’s a brawler = he has terrible defense and looping punches.
     
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    This was the biggest win of his career = this was his most recent win.
     
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    I want to thank all my fans, but this was my last fight = I’ll be fighting again in 9 months to a year.
     
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    I see
    I see what you did there
     
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    'he is a BJJ expert" = only has two wins by submission
     
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    I'm working on the intricacies of details of maneuvers that he still doesn't even know the names of. = I'm getting the shit beat out of me
     
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    That choke is tight! = He’s going to escape the choke soon
     
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    He has world-class X = He does not have world class X

    Don’t leave it to the judges = Judges are terrible and will probably fuck this up

    He’s need to drop a weight class = He sucks

    He needs to go up a weight class = He sucks
     
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    He was never good anyway = he is probably decent, but you are triggered and need to win some arguments here on sherdog
     
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    'he went out on his shield' = he was getting outclassed and lit up, but threw a couple punches before he was brutally KO'd
     
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    "don't leave it to the judges" if you aren't popular or fighting in your own backyard, they will def fuck it up
     
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    "I had a great camp" = There is a bunch of do-nothing and ball-lickers that I have to pay.


    "He tagged him!" = It's a fist fight and someone got punched. Move along.
     
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    And the corollary: I'm a jacked white boy - I take my coffee with cream and anabolic steroids
     
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    I'll never ever get over that Tiki vs Lawler post fight interview.
     
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    "I thought I did enough to win" = 1. I'm too stupid to know when I'm losing a fight or 2. I was too scared to go for the finish or 3. I got my ass thoroughly kicked but I'm trying to save face
     
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    "Everyone is on steroids" = Anderson Silva fans
     
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