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  1. NHB7

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    I wasn’t hurt = I couldn’t feel things
     
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    That’s an early candidate for fight of the year = that was a pretty good, reckless brawl we will forget about within the next month or two.

    And the fight of the year goes to = a pretty good, reckless brawl that was fought within the last two months.
     
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    "The guy hits as hard as a Ford Escort from 1983 traveling 68mph" = "I really want this guy to win, hes cheap right now"
     
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    This is a next generation fighter = we’re really hoping this guy doesn’t lose to the next 4-5 stepping stones and gatekeepers we’re throwing at him because he seems promotable.
     
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    He didn’t make weight = he’s doing the Dolce diet
     
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    "business as usual' = we're gonna continue giving you watered down cards, and keep our cash cow protected
     
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    He/She is considering moving into acting = he/she will have 2-3 lines in a straight to TV movie about underground MMA with a 9% approval rating on rotten tomatoes.
     
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    Babaganoosh ----Orion's Belt---- Platinum Member

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    6’2 = 3-5 inches shorter
     
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    Honorable mention, someone already addressed "explosive" on page 2. But thank you, sir.
     
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    HW = LHW who doesn’t like cardio.
     
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    "1,2, 5!!" = I smoke a lot of weed and I support any fighter who does too
     
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    It may be time for him to hang them up = he probably should have retired four years ago.
     
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    "I'm a lawyer!" = I can spell lawyer but not attorney and that's as much law as I know.
     
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    He’s destroying his legacy = his legacy is fine, he just lost a few fights at the end of an otherwise incredible career.
     
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    'once ever athlete' = I wish she'd let me bang with her
     
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    "Look up at the big screen and walk us through the fight"

    Usually results in "First of all, I would like to thank Jesus Christ for giving me strength to KO this mother fucker."
     
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    In hindsight none of his wins count and I will explain why one-by-one in a massive thread = he was an awesome fighter, but I don’t like him, and yet I’m obsessed with him.
     
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    has 3 more fights and get KO'd in all of them but still fights after and is paid more than some better fighters
     
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    he was never that good and just shows he fought cans and the new fighters are better.
     

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