Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by NHB7, Jan 12, 2018.
I wasn’t hurt = I couldn’t feel things
That’s an early candidate for fight of the year = that was a pretty good, reckless brawl we will forget about within the next month or two.
And the fight of the year goes to = a pretty good, reckless brawl that was fought within the last two months.
"The guy hits as hard as a Ford Escort from 1983 traveling 68mph" = "I really want this guy to win, hes cheap right now"
This is a next generation fighter = we’re really hoping this guy doesn’t lose to the next 4-5 stepping stones and gatekeepers we’re throwing at him because he seems promotable.
He didn’t make weight = he’s doing the Dolce diet
"business as usual' = we're gonna continue giving you watered down cards, and keep our cash cow protected
He/She is considering moving into acting = he/she will have 2-3 lines in a straight to TV movie about underground MMA with a 9% approval rating on rotten tomatoes.
Tale of the tape
6’2 = 3-5 inches shorter
Honorable mention, someone already addressed "explosive" on page 2. But thank you, sir.
HW = LHW who doesn’t like cardio.
"1,2, 5!!" = I smoke a lot of weed and I support any fighter who does too
It may be time for him to hang them up = he probably should have retired four years ago.
On the forums:
"I'm a lawyer!" = I can spell lawyer but not attorney and that's as much law as I know.
He’s destroying his legacy = his legacy is fine, he just lost a few fights at the end of an otherwise incredible career.
'once ever athlete' = I wish she'd let me bang with her
"Look up at the big screen and walk us through the fight"
Usually results in "First of all, I would like to thank Jesus Christ for giving me strength to KO this mother fucker."
In hindsight none of his wins count and I will explain why one-by-one in a massive thread = he was an awesome fighter, but I don’t like him, and yet I’m obsessed with him.
has 3 more fights and get KO'd in all of them but still fights after and is paid more than some better fighters
he was never that good and just shows he fought cans and the new fighters are better.
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