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  1. YeahNo Purple Belt

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    "He's still my boy!!!" = Wow, that was embarrassing....
     
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  2. YeahNo Purple Belt

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    "Let me bang, bro..." = I can't get in on my own merit, so someone throw me a bone, please
     
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    Everyone who saw that fight knows he won = he lost

    Something is seriously wrong with the judging system = the fighter I like just lost by decision

    That ref is the worst fucking ref ever!!! = I disagree with the ref’s decision to stop the fight.

    If that fight had gone 1 minute longer, he would have lost = he won.
     
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    "He's athletic" = He's black and jacked
     
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    He’s a methodical fighter = we’re planning to cut him as soon as he loses.
     
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    That choke is in deep! This may be it! = the fighter already escaped the choke 30 seconds prior and is in no serious danger at the moment.
     
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  7. Hespectfully Fony Terguson

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    "He has a ton of international experience" = He fought in lesser orgs based out of other countries
     
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    "He's picking his shots" = he's completely exhausted and can barely throw punch anymore
     
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    I like to edit the “he has a punchers chance” one to “he has a chance to knock his opponent out and is definitely in this fight because he has fucking knockout power”
     
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    99% of the time they say “he just landed an overhand right” they mean “he just landed a haymaker.”
     
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    "I think the ref is going to stop this one" = the ref should have already stopped it
     
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  12. Hespectfully Fony Terguson

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    "He's a kickboxing/boxing champion" = His ground game sucks
    "He's a BJJ/ Judo champion" = His striking sucks
     
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    Sure, sure. But most the time you are describing someone as having a punchers chance you also mean his opponent is a better striker, wrestler, grappler and odds Favorite to win. But hey, this guy could technically land a knockout punch....it’s possible.
     
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    "He's training with Jackson Wink now" = He sucked for a while and is trying to reinvigorate his career
     
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    "He's (insert dominant fighter)'s training partner" = He's a dominant fighter's punching bag and grappling dummy and is probably going to lose
     
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    "He never hurt me in the fight." = Dude, i don't even remember the fight and I see three of you right now.
     
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    He almost landed a spinning backfist = he is getting lit-up so he threw a spinning backfist which he missed by a country mile.
     
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    "All the credit to my opponent. He was the better man tonight" = I hate that fucker, and if I had a gun I'd shoot him right now.
     
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    He is a freak of nature - USADA should check this guy ASAP!
     
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    Look up at the big screen and walk us through the fight = let’s stand awkwardly silent for the next 20 seconds and say nothing.
     
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