Mike Platinum Motivator Perry

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This can is gonna get nowhere near facing Woodley. He will be long forgotten about within the year. Nice try though nerd.
 
You two should just suck each others dicks and get it over with man. I will be back to drown myself in the tears of you Pewter Mike fans on the 22nd.

Why are you so fucking tense all of a sudden kiddo? Is this whole Mike Perry movement actually rustling you up?

Tense guy, bubble bath for you.
 
You two should just suck each others dicks and get it over with man. I will be back to drown myself in the tears of you Pewter Mike fans on the 22nd.
Drowning yourself would be for the best really, whether in tears, the ocean, a sewer or a shallow bath - the method doesn't matter. What is important, is that you get it done ASAP.
 
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