Michelle Waterson looking good for UFC 218.

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How will Michelle Waterson beat Tecia Torres?

Poll closed Nov 22, 2017.
  1. Finish in First Round

    15.6%
  2. Finish in Second Round

    19.5%
  3. Finish in Third Round

    19.5%
  4. Sweaty Men > Sweaty Women

    45.5%
  1. Max_P

    Max_P Orange Belt

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    loved the way she butchered Paige and got butchered by Rose...

    I am a fan...
     
  2. Dogo1

    Dogo1 Brown Belt

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    I'll believe it when I see it.
     
  3. DoctorNick

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    Torres can only finish Pennington, and even that finish rate is below 25%.
     
  4. NoContest

    NoContest Brown Belt

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    I've heard of these, I hear about 50% of people have them. That's the odds I give Michelle, 50/50.

    Seriously, if it turned out she had a penis, would you be flabbergasted?
     
  5. SeverianB

    SeverianB Hiding in bushes in the 505. Platinum Member

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    1 decision in the past 10 years of her career. Anyone not a fan of Michelle is not a fan of MMA.
     
  6. Better Every Day

    Better Every Day Jo Jo Calderwood avatar Platinum Member

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    Tecia Pennington (that is to say, married Tecia) is a finisher.
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    That said, I'll probably be happier if Waterson wins.

    Hopefully, they'll both give us a great fight.
     
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  7. mudrubble

    mudrubble Silver Belt

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    Utterly shocked. Men don't have that body shape. I've always said I can't be fooled by ladyboys because they have ladyboy shapes and aren't built like women, no matter how good their makeup is.

    Michele is built like an athlete, yes. But DEF a female athlete! Have you seen her bent over a fighter on the ground with her ass up and jiggling? I submit to you that men cannot do that.

    I would be shocked. So much so I'd be willing to make a bet. If she has a vagina I fuck it and if she has a dick you fuck it.

    Taking me up on it? (all in good humour of course)
     
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  8. Tanaku

    Tanaku Banned Banned

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    I see no stiffness there
     
  9. dns2344

    dns2344 Purple Belt

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    Here for pics only. Didn’t vote.
     
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  10. mudrubble

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    Sweaty balls. What, you never worked out? I have to have a girl lick me dry each time. Always sweat my balls off!
     
  11. SeverianB

    SeverianB Hiding in bushes in the 505. Platinum Member

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  12. CobraCobretti

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    I'm watching this fight and it's not because of Tecia Torres, that's for sure.
     
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  13. NoContest

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    How about this bet? I shave a small athletic man and you have to guess which one's the man and which one's Michelle in a completely dark room just from touching their backs and arms.

    If I lose, you get to let Michelle fuck you in the ass with her penis.
     
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  14. mudrubble

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    My man! I submit to this whole board that it is physically impossible for the lady in these gifs to have a penis. It would naturally invert and become soft and layered and wet.

    And I'd want to fuck, fuck, fuck.

    So no to the penis idea.
     
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  15. mudrubble

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    YOU HAVE A DEAL! Backs and arms..... I'm ALL IN, BRO!!

    LET ME BANG!!!
     
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  16. mudrubble

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    That middle picture is like a test of womanhood. If the ass does that, she's a real (sexy) woman.
     
  17. Brother Numsi

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    Waterson's jiggle is as good as Miesha's.

    All perviness aside, Waterson is a better finisher and I've got her taken the fight.
     
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  18. Darwinambrosius

    Darwinambrosius Thought you had a friend, boy?

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    Waterson going to get injured and pull out, or lose a UD to Torres.
     
  19. Dead Kennedy

    Dead Kennedy Don't steal, the government hates competition

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    God damn I’m jealous of Roses foot. Gotta love the Cunt Punt...

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