I might be autistic

[SakurabasEar]

I was at work earlier this week and my supervisor was talking to me for about 5 mins, giving me instructions of some sort. But I got distracted, thinking about an old Dr Pepper commercial. Upon completion he was just staring at me (I hate eye contact) and so I just said "too easy" and scooted away

I still don't know what he was going on about, and it gives me a certain anxiety knowing I probably fucked something up. But I always do this, I get distracted by dumb stuff and avoid eye contact and people and then chaos ensues..

I looked up symptoms, and I realized that I seem to fit into several categories. So I told my wife and she said that I used to be worse (she's known me since grade school) and that shes always thought that I'm ADD and probably on the spectrum too.

Anyways, hopefully I'm wrong and I'm actually just a goof. At least then its my fault and not my mother's fault for taking a bunch of Tylenol when she was pregnant with me or something. If I get tested soon I'll post the results here my friends

 

[yamahacrasher]

I agree, you're autistic.

 

[William Huggins]

You're authentic......

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

I think if you put your mind to it you could totally be autistic.

 

[Domitian]

Lots of normal functioning people are autistic. Some people with autism can have exceptional talents whether that be in math, music, art, etc. Cheer up fella it's ok.

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

I was at work earlier this week and my supervisor was talking to me for about 5 mins, giving me instructions of some sort. But I got distracted, thinking about an old Dr Pepper commercial. Upon completion he was just staring at me (I hate eye contact) and so I just said "too easy" and scooted away

I still don't know what he was going on about, and it gives me a certain anxiety knowing I probably fucked something up. But I always do this, I get distracted by dumb stuff and avoid eye contact and people and then chaos ensues..

I looked up symptoms, and I realized that I seem to fit into several categories. So I told my wife and she said that I used to be worse (she's known me since grade school) and that shes always thought that I'm ADD and probably on the spectrum too.

Anyways, hopefully I'm wrong and I'm actually just a goof. At least then its my fault and not my mother's fault for taking a bunch of Tylenol when she was pregnant with me or something. If I get tested soon I'll post the results here my friends

Based on your description, you and I may be on the spectrum. But if this is the description of what autism is, I think half a billion people in the world might be autistic. The Japanese built a culture based on not having direct eye contact with each other. They must be all autistic right? Can't you just be weird or awkward then be done with it?

I tend to look at a person's mouth when I speak with someone. Is that rude?

 

[SakurabasEar]

Can't you just be weird or awkward then be done with it?

I tend to look at a person's mouth when I speak with someone. Is that rude?

I am probably just weird and awkward, this is the most likely scenario

 

[NoSmilez]

Something something blah blah OP's wife is gaslighting him about his mental condition

 

[Osculater]

How good are your paintings are you like a prodigy?

 

[SakurabasEar]

How good are your paintings are you like a prodigy?

I've never tried paintings before but I used to draw my own maps and then try to put towns or cities from the middle ages on there

Then I would make them war

 

[lsa]

I think its super AIDS.
Its very common these days.
You probably got it on sherdog.

 

[William Huggins]

Based on your description, you and I may be on the spectrum. But if this is the description of what autism is, I think half a billion people in the world might be autistic. The Japanese built a culture based on not having direct eye contact with each other. They must be all autistic right? Can't you just be weird or awkward then be done with it?

I tend to look at a person's mouth when I speak with someone. Is that rude?

How's Captain Scarlet doing, does he still work for Spectrum?



If you notice the Logo in the background, Spectrum was the first lgbt agency........

 

[William Huggins]

I think its super AIDS.
Its very common these days.
You probably got it on sherdog.

I heard @Slobodan has the worstes form.....

 

[lsa]

I heard @Slobodan has the worstes form.....

He is patient zero and a super spreader.

 

[StonedLemur]

I was at work earlier this week and my supervisor was talking to me for about 5 mins, giving me instructions of some sort. But I got distracted, thinking about an old Dr Pepper commercial. Upon completion he was just staring at me (I hate eye contact) and so I just said "too easy" and scooted away

I still don't know what he was going on about, and it gives me a certain anxiety knowing I probably fucked something up. But I always do this, I get distracted by dumb stuff and avoid eye contact and people and then chaos ensues..

I looked up symptoms, and I realized that I seem to fit into several categories. So I told my wife and she said that I used to be worse (she's known me since grade school) and that shes always thought that I'm ADD and probably on the spectrum too.

Anyways, hopefully I'm wrong and I'm actually just a goof. At least then its my fault and not my mother's fault for taking a bunch of Tylenol when she was pregnant with me or something. If I get tested soon I'll post the results here my friends

Nah you're just a goof...but you're our goof sir.
Even if you're autistic we'll still love you anyway...and on a better note, at least you don't have to have eye contact here lol.

We're all ugly cunts anyway you're not missing anything

 

[Osculater]

I've never tried paintings before but I used to draw my own maps and then try to put towns or cities from the middle ages on there

Then I would make them war

 

[Fedorgasm]

Autism diagnoses are out of control.

This fucking therapist told my kid she's autistic but at the very highest end of it. Meaning she's as functional as anyone else.

So I'm like, what the fuck? Why did you even diagnose that then? There's nothing you can do, and this doesn't help nor hurt you in any way but I thought you'd like to know that you're autistic.

It's fucking stupid. They take a bunch of things that are just character traits and label you autistic.

Autism is a disorder, you stupid dicks, so if you have these "traits" that aren't interfering in your life then you're not autistic.

If they are interfering in your life then maybe you are autistic. That's what a disorder is. It interferes with your ability somehow.

Watch in 5 years psychology journals are going to redefine autism because they'll realize that under the current definition everyone is autistic.

 

[Wetarmpits]

Atleast you're no "genius" like @JoeyJoeJoeJr .

 

[Cielo_]

I’m the same way, aderall helps.