European toilets - grotesque

[Supereem]

I've never seen a toilet like that and I've never left Europe
Where the fuck is this

Central Europe. They like examining their shit and hate it when the water bounces up and touches your auschwitz.

 

[Zer]

Never seen a toilet like that. But I heard in India they don’t use toilet paper and there’s some little hose you rinse your butt hole with instead?

Apparently they actually wipe their ass with their hands, and then use the hose to wash their hands afterwards

 

[Fugazy]

Apparently they actually wipe their ass with their hands, and then use the hose to wash their hands afterwards

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Fucking thread killed me.

Laughing to tears and woke up my pregnant GF.

Fuck you guys.

Now I have seen a few of those. They are an abomination. Especially when the water is set too ambitious, and it makes a little splash on your deuce, thereby splashing your calves slightly. Especially when you have the shits.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Poo is a serious business in Japan! Heated toilet seats are sooooooo nice in the winter.

Only in Japan.

 

[mushishi]

Never seen a toilet like that. But I heard in India they don’t use toilet paper and there’s some little hose you rinse your butt hole with instead?

Also many sources that regular sized condoms are too big for Indian men.. ouch

And regular size condoms are fairly small. LOL

They have those hoses in Indonesia. I used to use the hose to spray my butthole. Used hand afterwards to wash like a shower. It sounds gross but I actually prefer it to toilet paper.

 

[mushishi]

I've shit in the 2nd one before. I thought it's be troublesome, but it actually makes more sense. You shit on the tray bit, which means there's no chance of splash back, and the way the water comes out means the turd is gone without a trace. No skid marks from logs under the water line of a normal loo either.

 

[ralphc1]

No wonder they have such small portions for meals.

 

[The Russian]

Some of this:

And you have - some of this:

Who designed these monstrosities?

The whole toilet design - defeats its own purpose.

The idea being, to remove that foul smelling and unsightly mess from all primary senses, at the earliest possible moment.

These - motherfuckers - they cause it to hang around.
Not only hand around, but - stink up the place, and offend ones visual sense, in rather obscene fashion.

I lived with a dude that had one of these in his apartment; live with the fucker, for five years.

Five long years, I was subject to this depravity.

Was it some liberal European? Thinking he was entitled to, not only indulge his warped fetish - but actually inflict it on a greater percentage of the population in general - that patented the design?

I don't even want to recount some of the heinous experiences I've had with these products of some freako's bondage parlor - but - suffice to say, I was unfortunate enough to have to use one again - just now.
On fucking public transport.

Someone explain it to me.

Help me understand.

How did this model, ever become popular?


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That's why Indians shit outside maybe. If so my excuse for crapping on theM all these years.

 

[The Russian]

 

[The Russian]

Japan makes the GOAT toilets. @HelloJapan @mushishi @Pugilistic @Zer

Looks like a NASA launch pad.

 

[JbModest]

Japanese toilets are great!

 

[Sir Galahad]

Never seen a toilet like that. But I heard in India they don’t use toilet paper and there’s some little hose you rinse your butt hole with instead?

Also many sources that regular sized condoms are too big for Indian men.. ouch

And regular size condoms are fairly small. LOL

In India don't they crap in the river and use the same water for cooking and drinking?

 

[Ol'Ironhead]

In India don't they crap in the river and use the same water for cooking and drinking?

I wouldn’t doubt it for a second

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Plop

 

[bigsmooth187]

Yes I did.

It would often slump to the side - causing me to have to disinfect the rim.

Omg I'm laughing so hard!

 

[bigsmooth187]

Too funny!

 

[HelloJapan]

Japan makes the GOAT toilets. @HelloJapan @mushishi @Pugilistic @Zer

Seriously one of the things I miss most.

 

[dembones22]

Some of this:

And you have - some of this:

Who designed these monstrosities?

The whole toilet design - defeats its own purpose.

The idea being, to remove that foul smelling and unsightly mess from all primary senses, at the earliest possible moment.

These - motherfuckers - they cause it to hang around.
Not only hand around, but - stink up the place, and offend ones visual sense, in rather obscene fashion.

I lived with a dude that had one of these in his apartment; live with the fucker, for five years.

Five long years, I was subject to this depravity.

Was it some liberal European? Thinking he was entitled to, not only indulge his warped fetish - but actually inflict it on a greater percentage of the population in general - that patented the design?

I don't even want to recount some of the heinous experiences I've had with these products of some freako's bondage parlor - but - suffice to say, I was unfortunate enough to have to use one again - just now.
On fucking public transport.

Someone explain it to me.

Help me understand.

How did this model, ever become popular?


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They can't even get shit holes right, in shit hole countries.

 

[nhbfan8080]

I've shit in the 2nd one before. I thought it's be troublesome, but it actually makes more sense. You shit on the tray bit, which means there's no chance of splash back, and the way the water comes out means the turd is gone without a trace. No skid marks from logs under the water line of a normal loo either.

That sounds like the way to design a toilet. I think everyone else misses having buttsplashes.