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    Central Europe. They like examining their shit and hate it when the water bounces up and touches your auschwitz.
     
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    Apparently they actually wipe their ass with their hands, and then use the hose to wash their hands afterwards
     
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    Fucking thread killed me.

    Laughing to tears and woke up my pregnant GF.

    Fuck you guys.

    Now I have seen a few of those. They are an abomination. Especially when the water is set too ambitious, and it makes a little splash on your deuce, thereby splashing your calves slightly. Especially when you have the shits.
     
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    Only in Japan.

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    They have those hoses in Indonesia. I used to use the hose to spray my butthole. Used hand afterwards to wash like a shower. It sounds gross but I actually prefer it to toilet paper.
     
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  7. mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    No wonder they have such small portions for meals.
     
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    That's why Indians shit outside maybe. If so my excuse for crapping on theM all these years.
     
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    Japanese toilets are great!
     
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    In India don't they crap in the river and use the same water for cooking and drinking?
     
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    Omg I'm laughing so hard!
     
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    They can't even get shit holes right, in shit hole countries.



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    That sounds like the way to design a toilet. I think everyone else misses having buttsplashes.
     
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