European toilets - grotesque

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  1. Clear Winner

    Clear Winner Big Poppa Pars

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    I've shit in the 2nd one before. I thought it's be troublesome, but it actually makes more sense. You shit on the tray bit, which means there's no chance of splash back, and the way the water comes out means the turd is gone without a trace. No skid marks from logs under the water line of a normal loo either.
     
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  2. Stranger Come Knocking

    Stranger Come Knocking Black Belt

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    Or sit A.C.Slater style
     
  3. ookii

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    Its because you are shitting on the wrong side

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  4. ArtemV

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    Lol, I haven't ever seen a toilet like this in Russia or Europe. Not even in hotel. We have normal toilets.
     
  5. Fedorgasm

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    Agreed. Who would want toilet water on their hands? That would be gross.
     
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  6. breadfighter

    breadfighter Toiling in underground sugar caves

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    This. Godamn Yanks. Don't know how to Sir Harrington.
     
  7. MaureenCretis

    MaureenCretis Brown Belt

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    Germans are obsessed with poo. OBSESSED. They’ll study them to monitor their anal health, hence the shelf design of their bum sinks.

    All of them enjoy defecating during the act of lovemaking, too. Every single one.
     
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    You aren't right about much but Europe's toilet game can be fucked up.
     
  9. Cint

    Cint Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    lol what the fuck
     
  11. EatMyShorts

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    I would right this off - but I know for a fact that, germans and, to some degree, dutch - they have serious fucking deuce fetish.

    Some of those bitches are sickest fucking skanks known to man.

    What has been seen - cannot be fucking unseen.

    Anyways - for that reason, it is possible there is some truth to this post.
     
  12. USA!USA!

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    <DisgustingHHH><DisgustingHHH><DisgustingHHH>
     
  13. Cint

    Cint Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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  14. Midnighter

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    Europe.
     
  15. SenorFranko

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    They have these in quite a few countries in mainland Europe. The turd sits on the shelf until you flush it. Fucking stinks out the place.
     
  16. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Poo is a serious business in Japan! Heated toilet seats are sooooooo nice in the winter.
     
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    I haven’t had a solid shit in months so I would welcome this toilet
     
  18. GhostZ06

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    so European like to pile poop up on the bottom back of the toilet? Savages
     
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  19. Ol'Ironhead

    Ol'Ironhead Banned Banned

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    Never seen a toilet like that. But I heard in India they don’t use toilet paper and there’s some little hose you rinse your butt hole with instead?

    Also many sources that regular sized condoms are too big for Indian men.. ouch

    And regular size condoms are fairly small. LOL
     
  20. snakedafunky

    snakedafunky Red Belt

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    You don't have those toilets in treason land because an average American shits out more than what fits on the "Shit Tray".
    All the genetics have to go somewhere.
     

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