125 lb guys, 5'3 they just don't give the same thrilling sensation you get with at least normal sized guys.
What in the world is a "normal sized guy"? What is the definition of "normal sized"? What about the Gaussian Distribution model? So, since you only have an IQ of 85, does that make YOU retarded?
Also, according to Wikipedia, you should measure up to 4'10'' to be considered a midget.